Usopp X Reader 💕One Shots💕

Perfect Aim

"Jeez, I've never seen you shoot rapid fire like that before!" Usopp said, amazed.

"Hey, don't piss me off and you won;t get hurt." You said, sitting back up with a devious grin.

Usopp laughed and jumped down to you. "Were they seriously gonna push us into another shoot off?" He asked, sitting down next to you.

"Yeah. Chopper dragged you, Luffy wouldn't shut up, they were gonna try their hardest." You nodded.

"Hey! You two! You're on ship duty!" Nami said, leaning over the railing.

"Aye aye, craptin." You said sarcastically, saluting her.

Usopp held in his laughter. Nami was looking pissed now, and you were also trying your best to keep a straight face. She narrowed her eyes and glared at the two of you before walking off. When you were sure she was gone, you and Usopp let out a fit of giggles.

"I'm such a dick!" You laughed.

"She's gonna come back at you sometime!" Usopp said through laughs.

"Nah, I'll be fine. Le rapid fire slingshot here." You said.

"Ooo, that sounds harsh!"

"I'll miss on purpose though. Can't lose our navigator. If we did, we;d be as lost as Zoro in a town full of signs!" You said.

"True, true!" Usopp agreed.

"Jeez, so what do we do? I'm bored!" You whined.

"I dunno. Everyone's buggered off and somewhere out there. Probably deep in the jugle, trying to find treasure."

"Maybe we SHOULD have a shoot off." You said.

"I thought you didn't wanna have one?" Usopp said.

"Yeah, but no one's around right now. We can make our own rules up as we go without the pressure of everyone else!" You said cheerfully.

"Well, now that I think about it, why not? We'll make up winner and loser conditions too!"

"Sweet! So, challenges... lets do one cannon challenge, one slingshot one, a moving target, catching your own shot, and shooting onto something." You suggested.

"Yosh! We use those ideas!" Usopp agreed.

"Now, winners conditions. If I win, you have to be my entertainer and come when I call for a whole day!" You said, grinning.

"Hmmm... lemme think." Usopp pondered.

He sat there and thought hard. It had to benefit him and he wanted it to be perfect. Then, it hit him. He would take advantage of this to try and get something he has secretly wanted for a bit.

"Okay. If I win, you have to kiss me!" He said.

"WHAT?! You yelled, falling backwards.

The thought of him winning made you blush slightly. You weren't sure if you wanted to win or lose.

"O-okay, lets get started then!" You stuttered, getting up and grabbing your slingshot.

He nodded and got up, heading to the front of the ship to start the shoot off.

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You slowly walked up to the front of the ship, thinking about the bet.

"Jesus balls. I don;t even know if I want to win or lose! Did he honestly say that? Like does he really... nah, just messing with me probably. Gotta win to save myself from embarrassment." You thought, still blushing slightly.