The cannon fires what looks to be actually grapes
Goodwitch: wha-why-who puts a cannon on the top of their stairs?!
Tai: better question, who loads a cannon with actual grapes?!
Jaune: tally ho lads! The grape shot shreads two men in the blast, the sound and shrapnel set off car alarms.
Jaune: Fix bayanote and charge the last terrified rapsxalaen, he bleeds out waiting for the police to arrive. Since triangular wounds are impossible to stitch up, just as the founding fathers intended!
Juniper, who is in complete shock, chocks out a few words
Juniper: wha- why does he know that?!
View chuckles a bit as the scene ends, and he puts the next one in
The scene opens on sun, Neptune, Ren and Jaune sitting in a circle talking to one another. Neptune turns to Jaune
Neptune: next time your mom comes into your room like that, you take the headset off, and look her dead in the eyes and say. Mom, fuck off
Jaune smiled
Jaune: yeah let me try
Jaune ran out of the room
Neptune: wait you don't have t-
Jaunes voice could be heard from the hallway of beacon
Jaune: Oi mom! Fuck off!
Neptune went pale as he slowly turned to meet the gaze of jaunes mother
Neptune: M-M-M Ma'am, I-I would never!
Junipers glare didn't soften
Sun: where the hell did we find this kid?
Sun pointed to Jaune who was laying on the ground
Jaune: my mom threw me out the window when I was a kid cuz she thought I looked funny, then you guys just sorta picked me up. I remember that very vividly
Sun spit his drink out and laughed so hard he fell on the ground
Juniper: I would never!
View: it's a a joke don't worry.
Real sun was in a similar state to other sun, laying on the ground laughing
Sun: What the hell is that answer!
The next scene shows Ren passing back in forth infront of the battle ready Sun Neptune and Jaune
Ren: Ok listen up men, if we stick to the plan we should be f-
He is cut off by Jaune who-
Jaune: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIH!
He sprints out the door swinging his sword like a mad man
Sun: Jaune!
Neptune looks out the door
Neptune: oh Jesus!!
Sun: Jaune what are you doing?!
Weiss covered her ears
Weiss: Jesus he can scream!
Pyhrra: What is his plan?!
The next scene shows Jaune, sun, Ren and Neptune standing on a mountain
Sun: do you got your special helmet? Your not aloud to be up here without your special helmet?
Jaune: no but I do have my dog attack!
He turns and tackles Ren onto the ground
Saphron: wha- what does that have to do with helmets?!
The next scene shows Neptune struggling to climb a ladder, while Jaune Ren and sun wait for him
Sun: just climb the ladder!
Neptune: how do I climb the ladder?
Jaune: just climb the fucking ladder You dislexsix apricot of a fucking human!
Ren chuckled as sun responded
Sun: he's just trying to climb the ladder dude! Relax man!
Jaune: it's like watching a toddler with Parkinson's trying to aim a squirt gun! It's painful!
Ren: well he's very, thorough with his insults.
The next and final scene shows Ren Neptune and sun staring at horror at Jaune
Neptune: what have you become Jaune!
Jaune steps out of his room, painted all Purple
Jaune: they said, I could become anything! SO I BECAME A WINE BOTTLE!
That's a good place to end it, as I said earlier, halo tribute is in the works, this is just a small thing I wanted to write so there wasent a big drought without chapters again. Anyways that's it, Epsilon logging off
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