***
Damian
▢ Press and hold to replay
Me
Lmao, I didn't think you knew how to use snap
Damian
I'm not stupid, though this film is.
Me
How rude! How would you feel if someone said that about your movie?
Damian
I wouldn't.
Me
😑
Damian
Am I supposed to be charmed by the little man?
Me
Your ignorance amuses me
Damian
And you say I'm overly formal.
Me
SAYS THE GUY USING PERIODS AT THE END OF EVERY SENTENCE!
Damian
There's no need for you to yell, and that's where they belong.
***
Marinette smiles, laughing to herself. Did he really just accuse her of yelling?
"What's so funny, bug?" Plagg lands on his holder's shoulder to look at the device, "Looks like you owe me a cookie, Sugar cube!" Tikki flew to Marinette's other shoulder with a high 'WHAT?'
Marinette rolls her eyes at their antics as they begin to bicker. She responds.
***
Me
I did not yell.
Damian
Really? Please enlighten me- what is your intention when you used caps lock?
Me
To emphasize my point.
Damian
No. You yelled.
Me
Did I huwt youw feewings?
Damian
Yeah, right.
Me
Oh~ I sowwy
Damian
I was being sarcastic.
Me
Then write sarcastically
Damian
What does that even mean?
Me
🤦♀️
LiKe thIS, WhERe yOU CaPITaliZe RaNdOM LeTtErs oR OnES YoU wANt tO EmPHasiZe
Damian
That seems unnecessary.
Me
So is adding periods in an informal chat and yet here we are
Damian
ThAnK YOu FoR PoiNTinG ThAT oUt, I hADn'T NoTICeD.
Me
Oh. My. Disney.
YOU DID THE THING
Damian
I regret my decision.
YOU ARE READING
Of Glitter and Gold
FanfictionMarinette Dupain-Cheng is done. Done with the lies, done with Hawkmoth, done with her class, done with being forced to react instead of taking action- enough is enough. Marinette rededicates herself, focusing on her duties as Guardian, Ladybug, and...
