Usopp X Reader 💕One Shots💕

Really Bad Day

"I agree. She looks like she's had a pretty bad day so far." Chopper nodded. "I've seen her injure herself a few times today too."

"Yeah. Everything seems to go against her having a good day."

"And I know you care about how she feels the most." Chopper said.

"C-Chopper! Shut up! Someone might hear!" Usopp said frantically.

"Sorry. But it's true. You knowing has to be slightly painful on the inside." Chopper said.

"Yeah, I know. It's too true that I care more than the others. And don't you dare bring Sanji into this. He's a freak that falls for any damn girl with boobs and a body." Usopp sighed, face-palming. "Let's just hope her day turns around."

"Yeah."

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

"God, today sucks ass." You said to yourself. "I'll just read and try to calm the hell down."

You grabbed a random book and jumped onto the couch, crossing your legs under the table. Sighing, you began your nice read. All was calm and quiet for a good amount of time. You had almost completely calmed down. Almost. Ten minutes into your read, Sanji burst into the room with a plate of food, scaring you shitless.

"_______-chwan! I brought you some delicious sweets!" Sanji sang.

You screamed in surprise, dropping your book and kicking your feet out to the side, breaking the table leg off as you fell off the couch.

"Jesus balls Sanji!" You yelled, breathing heavily.

Sanji made a weird sound and dropped the plate, flailing his arms around.

"OH MAI GAWD! _______-chan I'm so sorry I didn't mean to scare yooouuuu!" Sanji whined, tears falling down his face like a waterfall.

The noise caused Chopper, Usopp, and Robin to run down and see what happened. They came down to see you sitting on the floor, fists clenched, and about ready to blow a gasket.

"My, what happened here?" Robin asked.

"I-I-I scared _______-chan when I came in and made her break the table! And now she's maaaaaad!" Sanji cried.

"Oi, good job. Why not give her a heart attack?" Usopp said sarcastically.

"Sanji..." You said through clenched teeth.

"Y-yes _______-chan?"

"I want you to clean up all the slivers and broken things here. Got it?"

"Y-YES _______-CHWAN!" Sanji yelled, hopping up and grabbing a broom.

"God damn suck up." You mumbled, grabbing the table and its leg, walking up to Usopp. "Got any tools and stuff to spare? Got a table that needs fixing."

"Oh, _______, I can fix that for you. Don't stress yourself with it." Usopp said.

"No, I got this. It's my foot that hit it anyways. Not a hard task." You insisted.

"Okay then. Just go up to where I'm usually fixing things. Everything's there that you'll need." Usopp said.

"Thanks," You nodded, walking off.

Usopp sighed. "Man, her day isn't getting any better, is it?"

Chopper shook his head. "Not with this idiot prancing around."

He was pointing at Sanji of course. He was still crying like a baby as he swept up the mess.

"Jeez, she's right. He is a suck up." Usopp said, making a stupid face.