Sext Me [LiLo]

07.

louis: zayner!

zayn: yeah i'll be there in 5 to pick ur ass up. got held up by breakfast.

louis: of course you will be. what was it ?

zayn: parathaaaaa with tea

louis: ew. i'll pretend i remember what that was. its that weird lumpy bread right ?

zayn: thats a naan you idiot

louis: your pakistani food is fucking weird

zayn: but delicious

louis: that it is. stop making me hungry

louis: BUT LISTEN

louis: i'm going to confirm if i am actually sexting the legit liam payne today !

zayn: and how do you plan on doing that?

zayn: wait... he's still replying?

louis: mhmm. tryin to be nonchalant but i see right through it ! he wants me !!

zayn: he doesn't even know who you are aha

louis: i smell jealousy malik !

zayn: pshh. why would i be jealous of liam payne? he doesnt even know who you are yet

louis: i was talking about you being jealous of me sexting liam but ok ;)

zayn: oh

zayn: well whatever. whats this oh so genius plan of yours?

louis: its simple actually. you and i will be casually hanging out by the lockers in front of the grade 13 history class in 3rd period

louis: and as soon as the bell rings, i'll text liam. and he's an instant replier so we'll know if he'll check his phone thats its him and bam !!

zayn: he hasn't blocked you yet?

louis: i dared the horny but sexy af bastard to. he would never ;)

zayn: wow you're sooo smart

louis: i'm going to pretend you meant that in a non sarcastic way

louis: oh i'm a genius ! see malik ! these glasses i wear arent just for show ! well they correct my eyesight but yeh

zayn: you amuse me

zayn: but i love you

louis: aww. i wanna muss up your quiff rn. get here already

zayn: stick to your fucking lane.

zayn: and alright. sounds like a fireproof plan

louis: fireproof?

zayn: *foolproof dammit. stupid autocorrect

zayn: but dont you find it weird that you have liam payne's schedule memorized better than your own aha ?

louis: nope !!

louis: hurry up and bring my steed

louis: and a paratha too

zayn: whatever

louis: put the fucking phone down and drive malik !!

zayn: of course. at your service king

louis: is that sarcasm i sense ??

zayn: i would never

zayn: get your ass out here. i'm at your door

louis: oh my god, okayyy my ass is coming. keep it in your pants malik

zayn: why are we even friends again?

louis: be grateful that you own the title of my best friend

louis: and i guess i love you too

louis: not really

zayn: wanker get down here we're getting late

louis: well then. you cant even tell your best friend you love them without being called a wanker. what has the society come to tsk tsk