Sext Me [LiLo]

character ask: zarry

ramie: okay so now its your turn, you cuties

harry: i feel loved

ramie: yes harry. you and zayn are my babies and my otp, even if your boyfriend is an ass and is also my boyfriend in an alternate universe (#rayn ayee)

zayn: heyyy!

ramie: soo lets begin! i cant believe zayn has more questions than harry *shakes head in disbelief*

ramie: lets start with zayn first. @_BallerinaxLuke_ asks, "would you do another threesome with niall and harry?"

zayn: not really. i was pissed drunk but yeah it was fun and glad harry was there too

ramie: i see ;) and @can_i_have_yo_number wants to know why were you so confused about liking harry? i mean everyone loves harry

zayn: i know! harry is just so perfectly sweet, kind, and stupidly adorable and it took me so long to see that my admiration for him was romantic but glad i realised it

ramie: @6babygirl24 asks, "is niall going to stay in your relationship? or was it a one time thing"

zayn: it was just a drunken thing. a one time thing for fućks sake

ramie: stop cursing! and @lesliesoro wants to know how would you feel if liam knew about your threesome with niall and harry?

zayn: meh. niall is already gonna tell his best friend so yeah

ramie: @holdonishiplashton says, "you're amazing and please marry harry. you both complete each other"

zayn: haha wow. thank you! i really like that guy and who knows, i might pop the question sometime in the future ;)

ramie: fućk you! give me a warning before you decide to hit me with zarry feels!

also, @harrysdinples20 asks, "who do you like more sexually? harry or niall?"

zayn: niall is hot and all but nobody compares to my awkwardly adorably sexy harry

ramie: @yadais_fire asks "are you and harry going to date niall as well? please say yes"

zayn: no

@ironxwine how do you feel about niall now that you've slept with him?

zayn: i think i dont hate or something now, bc the bloke had his reasons and idk. we'll talk

ramie: so many thots sending in questions. @-frustration wants to know how do you remain so flawless in the midst of a fight?

zayn: uhh it just comes to me..?

ramie: how convenient to have flawlessness just come to you, huh? "how long have you had feelings for harry?" asks @alwaysareject

zayn: ever since i looked past my stupidity and started seeing harry that way. basically i really liked being around him the moment i met him so yeah aha

ramie: awe zaynie! and @yvessaintziam wants know know why are you so overprotective?

zayn: i'm very insecure about people leaving me and shiţ and idk. my dad left us. my first boyfriend left me after i hurt him. being protective makes me feel like they wont leave. but i guess i'm doing that wrong too

ramie: baby :( and @cupcakehoranprincess asks, "why in the hell did you have a threesome with niall? not that i'm complaining i mean it was pretty hot *shrugs*"