Sext Me [LiLo]

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zayn: lou? where are you?

louis: a biťch called me short so i put her in her place. the bitçh was calling me un-naturally short when she was my height so i pulled out her very natural weave.

louis: so i got level one detention yayy *crowd cheers* *confetti pops*

zayn: haha you go louis! you seriously did that in class?

louis: yes! i'm so proud of myself! usually i tried to keep my words in but lately i dont give a fuçk

zayn: i'm really loving you right now

louis: of course you are. and you know the best thing?

zayn: do enlighten me

louis: IT UNINTENTIONALLY HAPPENED IN THE ONLY CLASS I HAVE WITH LIAM, A.P CHEMISTRY AND HE WAS LAUGHING AND LOOKED IMPRESSED WHAT IS LIFE

zayn: i'm giving you a moment

zayn: ok moment's over. seriously, you're killing it :P you go tomlinson!

louis: why thank you! this is the best day ever! i feel so powerful, even more so bc i'm sitting in detention with the baddies

zayn: you're so adorable hah

zayn: i'm at harry's practice rn, he's really good on the field, like we kept telling him

louis: aww you're there, just like a good boyfriend should be

zayn: and a good friend too

louis: i texted haz and told him why i couldn't make it. and yeah ikr? about time he played. the kid is good!

zayn: exactly

louis: speaking of which, how are you and harry?

zayn: harry's still being a bit distant and cold but just a little. i can understand why, i hurt him a lot and still haven't given him a clear answer

louis: he'll come around. harry just needs time because getting rejected isn't a small deal

zayn: ugh i know, stop making me feel even worse

louis: you are so whipped malik. i'm telling you now to save you time and head banging

zayn: i still dont know... why is this so frustrating? why did i never notice harry in that way before?

louis: well you have now

zayn: ohh harry scored a goal!

louis: i really like that kid

zayn: hahah

louis: you were supposed to say 'so do i'

zayn: louis

louis: alright, meet you and harry at frenzy's after his practice. bout time we had that delayed celebratory lunch

zayn: deal!

louis: lunch is on you btw

zayn: no we're splitting it

louis: we'll see

zayn: dont you dare forget your wallet

louis: whoops

zayn: guess we'll just conveniently forget ours too and your boss can cut the bill from your paycheck

louis: we're going somewhere else

zayn: nope

louis: you're so full of shiť malik

louis: but you're learning well

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*queen taylor's voice* zayn is in love, true loveee

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oh and (irl) i am so fuçking larry af now and i ship it. xD larry love is real and such a beautiful thing ok and i support it wholeheartedly and die from feels and no one can convince me otherwise anymore. but zarry was and always will remain my number one, no one can replace zarry and their perfection. and zouis. i just want zourry to be real for fuçk's sake omf. sorry for the rant haha x