Sext Me [LiLo]

63.

louis: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY LIAM

liam: my birthday isn't for almost a week

louis: i like to plan ahead. and technically its your birthweek

liam: oh wow

louis: so what do you want this year? my ass is already yours just saying

liam: oh so you're gonna be pervy again today? oh joy

louis: and i know that joy is nowhere near sarcastic ;)

louis: since the first time i saw you and found out your birthday, i wanted to wish you in person

louis: now finally we're talking and i get to wish you yay

liam: you can wish me in person too you know

louis: i will ;)

liam: oh please. just like last week you were going to just walk up to me and tell me who you were? hilarious

liam: you're such a wuss

louis: oi! you know my reasons, i'm conflicted

liam: good excuses

louis: but its adorable how eager you are to meet me

liam: you know why

louis: no i dont. do enlighten me ;)

liam: ugh because i want to put an end to this or something

louis: or something? mhmm

liam: yes. now you are going to show up to my birthday party at my house next week and telling me who you are

louis: why.. am i invited? aw shucks. i might just arrive naked with a bow on my head

liam: well the whole junior and senior class is invited every year

liam: suit yourself. i'll recognize you more easily then

liam: unless you're not a junior or a senior???

louis: pshhh i'm a junior! but the problem here is that i'm not like one of the students who usually attend parties like yours

louis: but damn, i wish i had a huge house and my parents were this cool. you're such a cliché jock liam haha

liam: heyyy

louis: and i have such a cliché crush on you smh

louis: and i'm texting you in such a cliché way oh my god my life is so cliché right now! fück the author of this book!

liam: you do know this is real life and you're not in a book... right?

louis: i like to pretend i am so i can curse the author when something bad happens now shush

louis: but lucky you lili, nobody even remembers my birthday

liam: you cant be serious. about the last thing?

louis: sadly i am. only my best friends remember and wish me. my family? nope they ignore it

liam: well that really sucks. its supposed to be your special day. i'm sorry

louis: dont be liam, now i have you to wish me this year so i'm all ok ❤

liam: oh i guess hah

liam: so you're going to be at my party and thats final

louis: well like i said, people like me dont attend parties like yours daddy

liam: are you saying that you're too cool for my party?

louis: *rolls eyes* the exact opposite actually

louis: no one would even let me in to your party liam

liam: i'm personally inviting you

louis: your meathead track team mates wont let me in without punching me

liam: if they dont let you in then you tell them your name and that i invited you, easy. they'll ask me and i'll say yes

louis: you are a lot sneakier and smarter than you let on. i am impressed liam

liam: why thank you

louis: what, no babe this time? ;)

liam: shut up

liam: and i dare you to show up to my party, walk up to me and tell me who you are. if you wont then you might just be the biggest coward

louis: oh you wait. this time i'll be there.. somehow

liam: huh. we'll see

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#CleverLiam whoaaa. A round of applause for smart Liam that shows up very unexpectedly xD

Now a lot of stuff will happen at  Liam's party and don't worry, you won't miss out because of the text talk format I assure you ;)

This is random bUT I CAN NOW DM 4/5 OF MY BABIES I CRY! PLS SOMEONE ADD ME IN A HARRY DM I'LL LOVE YOU 5EVER ❤❤