Granzreich Explanation Corner!

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Lilia: Welcome to another episode of-

Ellie: Granzreich Explanation Corner! Our guest today is none other than...

Heine: Pleased to be here. I am Heine Wittgenstein, the royal tutor.

Ellie: The Midget Tutor, Heine!

Heine (In chibi form, puffing out smoke while pouting): Excuse me! I am not a midget! I am a full grown man!

Lilia: Yeah, yeah, you said that a hundread times already. Anyway, Heine is the current royal tutor, as he has said a while ago. His birthday is on April 13, currently 38 years old and-

The room was shifted to the interview corner room as a scroll fell down the panel.

-Heine's age is unknown, so the age that Lilia said is a guess-

The room went back to the explanation corner stage.

Lilia: -is 155 cm (5"0) in height and 48 kg in weight. He also has the appearance of a child, which is why everyone- including us- teases him, calling him a child/midget. Which he definitely is.

Heine: I am not!

Ellie: Oh yeah? Then, if you are a grownup, what does wine taste like?

Heine: I have not tasted wine for a long time, I'm afraid. I was busy with my teaching career and I could never appear in front of my students intoxicated now, can I?

Lilia: So you are a child!

Heine: For the last time, I am a grown up! Anyway-

Lilia: Hey, don't change the subject!

Heine: I always keep my emotions in check, hence my stoic face, for reasons I cannot mention, I'm afraid.

Ellie: He also has a very shocking deep voice, which is also his only proof of being an adult.

Heine: ....

Lilia: Sensei..?

Heine: Extra homework for three days.

Lilia and Ellie: Petty!

Heine: Next Episode: The Baron's Son. Then, see you next episode, readers.

Lilia: Hey-!



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