Brackenfoot: Pumpkin pie is tasty and...
Patchpelt: Shh! Wait for it!
Brackenfoot: What? Bananas?
(Patchpelt puts his tail against Brackenfoot's mouth. A few seconds later, a bolt of lightning comes from the sky.)
Brackenfoot: What is it? It looks like pizza....
Patchpelt(smiling): It's a cheese pony!
Brackenfoot: What is that? Is it like a cupcake?
Patchpelt: No, mouse-brain! It's a pony in the sky that smells like pizza and eats the sun!
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WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF SHADOWCLAN
FanfictionWelcome to the StarClan of the 21st century! Where cats from modern-day ThunderClan, whether warriors or medicine cats, can visit StarClan whenever they want to. Where cats build pizzerias and advertise their restaurants in books like this one. Wher...
