-This happened right after Squirrelkit and Leafkit were born! :D-
(Firestar hears loud yowling. Runs over to see what the commotion is. Smudge is being attacked by Dustpelt, Mousefur, and Ferncloud.)
Firestar: Stop! Go back to camp right now and leave this kittypet alone. Why are you here Smudge? Have you had more dreams about SkyClan?
Smudge(wailing): I needed consoling! My housefolk, they ruined my dream!
Firestar: What?
Smudge: They drove home in this new shiny red car one day!
Firestar: Car?
Smudge: Yes a car! They finally got rid of that old car and got a new one!
(Firestar stares at him, looking at him as if he had suddenly grown a third eye.)
Firestar: Okay...continue even though I have no idea what a car....
Smudge(interrupts him): I thought they had brought the red car home as a present for me! I thought they would teach me to drive it...but they haven't even let me in it!
Firestar: I have no idea what you are saying...
(Strange cat walks through bushes)
???: Hi, who are you?
Firestar: Um, Firestar. Who are you?
Smudge: This is Sparkle.
Sparkle: Do you want a pancake?
Firestar: What?
Sparkle: I stole one from my housefolk's refrigerator. Pancake party for the three of us!
Smudge: You actually did that! Awesome!
Firestar: Um, could you explain to me what a pancake is?
Sparkle(gasps): You don't know what a pancake is?
Firestar: No...
Smudge: Sparkle, you are talking to a wild cat!
Sparkle: He is a wild cat? (a note of fear enters her voice) Please don't eat me!
Firestar(rolls his eyes): Seriously?
Smudge: Ok...Firestar we have to leave. Pancake party, right, Sparkle?
Sparkle: Yeah.
(They both run off and disappear.)
Firestar: Kittypets...
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WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF SHADOWCLAN
FanfictionWelcome to the StarClan of the 21st century! Where cats from modern-day ThunderClan, whether warriors or medicine cats, can visit StarClan whenever they want to. Where cats build pizzerias and advertise their restaurants in books like this one. Wher...
