Patchpelt: Hey, Fire-Fire-cat! I brought a friend of mine with me! I want him to meet you! His name is Brackenfoot!
Firestar: Um....hey, Brackenfoot. Well, um...how do you know Patchpelt?
Brackenfoot: But I wanna cookie!
Firestar: What?
Brackenfur: Ice cream and chocolate-flavored popcorn!
Firestar: You're confusing me...could explain what you're trying to say to me?
Brackenfur: Bad dog! I want to watch a movie!
Firestar: Um, Patchpelt....what in the name of StarClan is your friend trying to say?
Brackenfur: Snow! Snow is everywhere!
Firestar: Um....
Brackenfur: Greencough is fun!
Firestar: What?
Brackenfur: Sing a happy song!
Firestar: I have no idea how I'm supposed to reply to that...
Brackenfur: Remember to go to sleep on time and say hi to your grandma!
Firestar: This is weird...
Brackenfur: Pancakes and apple pie!
Firestar: Is there something wrong with you, Brackenfoot?
Brackenfur: Yes, One Direction are tiny purple butterflies with blue hair!
Firestar: Ok, then....well, um...I guess I'll be leaving then....bye.
Brackenfur: No! Don't steal my hairbrush!
(Firestar runs off before Brackenfoot can say anything else.)
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