WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF SHADOWCLAN

Crazystar and Smudge

 Crazystar: hey smudge! you're just a stupid kittypet! what are you gonna' do, huh? I'm a leader with nine lives who knows how to use these claws! If you come anywhere near me, i'll claw your pelt off! Come on, hit me with your best shot!

Crazystar: Hey Smudge did you hear my insult?
Patchpelt: I see Smudge-cat...look behind you!
Firestar: Hey we're here! Look it's Smudge! Let's call ABC Action News (takes out iPhone)
Crazystar(spins around) :Hi you stupid kittypet!
Smudge: Look what I have! (Waves a red plastic gun that says "Cake Gun" on the side)
Crazystar(rolling on the ground laughing): hit me with your best shot!
(ABC Action News Car shows up. Oakheart, Rippletail, and Leopardstar hop out with Mudfur carrying a camera)
To be continued...