Crazystar: Who is your favorite cook...Mousefur or Smudge?
Lionclaw: Umm, it's so hard to decide but I like Mousefur's, sorry Smudge but her's are not burnt!
Crazystar: Is Mousefur nice to you or not? MoonCrystal said she is mean!
Lionclaw: She is nice to me, I think she hates MoonCrystal though, she always gets my orders right.
Crazystar: Do you think she charges too much for one pizza?
Lionclaw: No not really, I always give her a mouse just in case. She keeps tips from me because I like her pizzas! Yum!
Crazystar: Is the chicken topping the reason you like Mousefur's pizzas more?
Lionclaw: ..........Kinda yes, and they aren't burnt.....like someone I know *Cough Smudge Cough Cough*
Crazystar: What is the worst thing about Smudge's pizzas?
Lionclaw: Hmm........possibly the burnt crust, sorry Smudge it's true.
Crazystar: Is it true that his pizzas taste like cardboard?
Lionclaw: Yes, sorry Smudge....again.
Crazystar: What do Smudge's burgers taste like? Are they better than Mousefur's?
Lionclaw: Weellllll, yes sorry Mousefur, but your expertice is in pizzas! No offense.
Crazystar: Do you think Smudge makes better french fries than Mousefur?
Lionclaw: Mousefur makes them better, Smudge keeps them in the fryer too long.
Crazystar: Mousefur's fries are saltier than Smudge's, right?
Lionclaw: Yes they are. Smudge's are a little dry.
Crazystar: Is it true that Mousefur uses sea salt on her fries?
Lionclaw: Yes, it is. I LOVE her fries! Can I have some after the interview?? Yummy yummy fries!!
Crazystar: Sure, after the interview, we can go to her McDonald's. So, do you like Mousefur's chicken nuggets?
Lionclaw: Yes, also because Smudge doesn't like chicken! *Sticks tongue out at Smudge*
Crazystar: Aren't you afraid that Smudge will get his Twolegs to hurt you?
Lionclaw: No, I'm a warrior! I know how to use these claws!
Crazystar: I suppose it is hard to be afraid of Smudge after the cheeseburger incident with Hawkstorm. Do you have any comments on that?
Lionclaw: It was SO funny! I rolled on the floor laughing so hard. Firestar came down to talk to me and I couldn't talk because I was laughing so hard! I still do!
Crazystar: Are you glad Firestar and Lionheart published this book?
Lionclaw: Yes I am! A million thanks to Firestar and Lionheart! Thanks you guys so much!!
Crazystar: I'm sure they appreciate it. Thanks for your time, and I'll post this right away!
Lionclaw: Okay thanks to you for this!
Crazystar: No problem!
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WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF SHADOWCLAN
FanfictionWelcome to the StarClan of the 21st century! Where cats from modern-day ThunderClan, whether warriors or medicine cats, can visit StarClan whenever they want to. Where cats build pizzerias and advertise their restaurants in books like this one. Wher...
