Ashton
Irwie77: Hi
HemmoxPenguinx: fuckin fuckity fuck fuck you
Irwie77: Well morning to you too
HemmoxPenguinx: fuck you
Irwie77: Did you have a good wank
HemmoxPenguinx: what makes you so sure id do it
Irwie77: I have a gut feeling
HemmoxPenguinx: maybe you just needed to shit
Irwie77: I would've known if I wanted to
HemmoxPenguinx: ur shit u know that right
HemmoxPenguinx: maybe u didnt wanna shit bc u were already shit
HemmoxPenguinx: you and your fuckinf cute ass sleepy face fuckin ruffled hair fucking smooth ass nose and fuckin two day old beard and golden eyes and fucking wonderful lips you and your fucking nice face i hate your face i hate you i hate you
HemmoxPenguinx: and your fucking muscles fucking shirtless selfie in the middle of the night how fucking fair is that how fucKING FAIR IS THAT I CAN SEE YOU BUT I DONT GET TO TOUCH YOu
HemmoxPenguinx: WHAT A FUCKING TEASE
HemmoxPenguinx: I WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOU AND RUN MY HAND THROUGH YOUR HAIR IT LOOKS SO FUCKING SOFT GOSH AND YOUR FUCKING EYES FUCKING STARE AT ME LIKE THAT FUCKING FUCK PLACE THOSE FUCKING LIPS ALL OVER ME IM CRYING TEARS OF BLOOD I MIGHT AS WELL POOP GOLD
HemmoxPenguinx: why are u doing this to me
Irwie77: That was cute
Irwie77: Do you have a crush on me?
Irwie77: This is apparently very... mood boosting
Irwie77: I honestly did not know what I was trying to achieve last night Michael told me to do it I'm so sorry
HemmoxPenguinx: gosh youre so dumb
HemmoxPenguinx: and no i fucking dont have a crush on you i just want to eat your face, apparently.
HemmoxPenguinx: i fucking desire you in the weirdest way ive ever felt ever and this is driving me crazy
HemmoxPenguinx: youre shit
HemmoxPenguinx: bye
Irwie77: Wait Luke no
HemmoxPenguinx: and no i did not have a good fucking wank because its not your fucking hand neither your dick up my ass
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To: Michael
He's mad at me, I think.
From: Michael
what happened
To: Michael
He acts like a girl I don't get it
From: Michael
dont be so sexist smh
To: Michael
Whatever, just get here ASAP
And of course the first thing Michael did after coming over and checking the phone was to smack the back of Ashton's head.
"Gosh Ashton you're so dumb. It means it fucking worked, Irwin. He has a fucking crush on you. Now we're off to step two, finding out more about the kid."
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IM CRYIBG OMFG WHAT IS THUS I DONT KNOE WHAT RHE FUCK I FEEL HIGH THUS ESCALETD QUICLY
AND OMFG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE 1.8K (IN LESS THAN A WEEK WTF) I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH IM BREATHING HEAVILY RN I STILL CANT BELIEVE THIS
this is a really weird chapter lmfao
-lia
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Kik | Lashton ✔
FanfictionA non-famous au where Luke and Ashton meets through Kik and shit goes down from there. Sincere apologies for all the stupid things they're going to say in case something may offend you, they're both simply two hormonal teenage boys who can't control...
