The Unpredictable Five (wattys 2014)

Chapter 27~Rachsassy Returns

"HOLY SCHIST OF THE GREEK GODS."I screamed

Rachel and Ruby had thrown hot burning rock at my arm.

"Heat helps pain."Ruby winked.

FALL INTO TARTARUS I DONT LIKE YOU.

I glared at her.

"Where are we?"I asked.

At least now, we had a shimmer of light in the world. The walls of this room were crimson red and the ground had black wooden planks. The torches on the walls illuminated the area with a dim dark glow.

Greeks were depressing.

"In a room."Rachel sassed.

"Dial it down Rachsassy."I answered.

"Am I getting your braid in a twist?"She sassed.

"wtf does that mean?"I asked.

"Coo. Coo. Like a raven."Rachel nodded.

Yep.

She's lost it.

"Do you guys want to talk about the prophecy?"Ruby asked

Hey I just realized we know nothing about Ruby.

Let us delve into the past for a second.

*tardis whoosh to the past*

Ruby Ackerman. Age 17. Red hair and brown eyes. Claimed at age 11, daughter of Athena. She's always been a bit different from others. First of all, she wasn't the happiest person in the world when she found out her mom was Athena. She always wanted a "cool" goddess like Demeter.

How the heck do grains make you cool?

Second, she hates me.

A lot.

I don't know why or how. But it's like she takes every opportunity to point out all my flaws, as if I don't already see them. From correcting grammar, to pointing out how stupid it is that people follow what I do, to pretty much everything that makes me want to stab her many times with an apple.

*tardis whoosh to the present*

Rachel reached for her pack and opened the long parchment paper she had inscribed the prophecy on.

"The story of a monster born of gods."I recited.

"The mother effing Minotaur."Rachel sassed again.

"Shall come again against all odds."

"Bish it's going down."

"Seven will rise and three will fall."

"YOU BLOODY MURDERER ORACLE."

"To tests and fate the nearer the date."

"The gods be giving us pop quizzes."

"The kings lost son will have the final say in the end of all days."

"We be gonna have dem wars with these sons of kings."

"The dove will share her darkest secret."

"It ain't no secret no more."

"The wolf make the hardest choice."

"That bloody sacrificial idiot."

"The owl will find herself."

"THAT DAM MEMORY YA DINGLEBERRIES OF THE MOTHER EFFING CHICKENS."

"The lioness will lead the lost."

"Leading llama."

"The fox's light will go out."

"She dead."

Ruby gaped.

"Holy sh*t Rach."I gasped.

Rachel smiled.

"Rachsassy returns."
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A little happy chapter to make you smile x
Btw, Rach~if you read this can you message me like how you will get your memory back? I wanna knowz before the big chapter where the thing thing *winks* happens.
Readers~It all goes downhill from here.