Hermitcraft Season 6 oneshots (mostly songfics and angst)

I don't belong in this club

yeet some more grumbo! not really angst but it's just a tiny sad. 

background: Grian have severe social anxiety but he'll do anything for Mumbo <3
I suggest you listen to the song as he read cuz on part there's no music and there is context to that in the story. I know it's going a bit fast then your average reading speed but you know... just try... I guess

"I don't belong in this club"

Some guy skipped in front of me
Can't believe I paid an entry fee
And I don't even got the energy
To smile for a selfie

Grian sighed, Mumbo had invited him to a club that he's been going to. Grian didn't want to go at first but Mumbo begged him and he couldn't say no. he was getting ready to go but he was regretting himself now. he didn't tell anyone about his social anxiety because he didn't want people pitying him.

"Grian! time to go!" Mumbo called from downstairs.

"ok, I'm coming!" Grian called back, he looked back at his room one last time and went downstairs. "ok, deep breath, it's going to be ok..."

And I know that I should go home
But I'm still standing here so
I guess one more for the road
I wanna raise a toast soThis one's for the sparklers

"what did you say?" Mumbo asked as Grian came downstairs whispering to himself

"o-oh, nothing... I just... nevermind. let's go." Grian stuttered as Mumbo led him to the car and drove to the club.

"we're here! let's go! there's a line, but that's ok, it'll be fun!" Mumbo said 

"y-yeah..." Grian said looking down.

Dudes wearing shades in the darkness
But hats off to the DJ
Same song twice in an evening (1, 2,3)Oh, save me (Save me), can't take it (Take it)
I don't belong in this club

after they got in after a whole hour of waiting they walked in and Grian was really scared but as he held Mumbo's hand he didn't feel that bad, it was actually kind of fun! there were things to drink and hype music, heck, why didn't he came here sooner? Grian thought as he chugged another bottle of beer. Mumbo looked at Grian concerned.

One dance (One dance), no chance (No chance)
'Cause I'm feeling awkward as (Oh)
I was waiting in line for an hour
Just to get in now, I wanna get out 'cause (Oh)
I'm jaded (I'm jaded), can't fake it (Can't fake it)
I don't belong in this club, no

"Grian... are you sure? this is going to be your 4th drink..." Mumbo asked as Grian order another bottle of beer.

"ye-yeah... Mumbo come on! d-drink some-something..." Grian said, drooling a little. at this point, Mumbo knew that Grian had too much. 

Hopped out of the Uber (Uber)
I was feeling myself (Goddamn)
Had the polo with the bolo (I did)
With some eel on the belt (Hoo)
Walked up to the bouncer (Hey, what's up man?)

"umm, yeah, he's good," Mumbo said too the bartender as he was handing Grian another bottle.

"hey! Mu-Mumbo, why did you do-do that?" Grian said.

"you've had enough, come on, we're leaving," Mumbo said dragging Grian off the stool he was sitting on, making his trip on his own feet. "you should know you don't handle alcohol well." Mumbo sighed.

Whole squad on stealth (I'm Macklemore)
He said, "Mackler, who?" (It's me)
You gotta wait like everybody else
Shoulda stayed on the sofa

"h-hey! who s-said?" Grian said staggering towards the front door.

"you said..."Mumbo said, sighing again.