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no one:

Grian: Pickles!  pickles on the sea floor~~~

Grian: I should be banned from the Hermitcraft server from singing lol

Mumbo: and stealing my mustache.

False: and tagging.

Stress: and potatoing.

Xisuma: and egging.

Cleo: and started a war.

Iskall: and redstoning.

Grian: that's not important.


Grian: I'm gonna name the bird Ari, because-

Me; jAidEn aMInaTioNS yas Grian, you are on the right track for life bro! 

(if you guys don't know Jaiden Aniations then you need help)


past Grian: I'm not gonna be that one person that just flies around everywer-

Grian now: NO! JUST SHUT UP! *pulls out rockets and flies away*


Grian: Sahara is open now guys!

mumbo: wait, we need to give some speeches and I'll go first because I'm the head of the redstone department and- 

grian: *push Mumbo of stage* ok! go buy stuff!


*Sahara doesn't work*

Mumbo: where is my flint and steel? I need to burn myself!  you took my flint and steel! I hate my life!


Iskall: oops, I forgo-

Mumbo: bunch of useless people.


Mumbo: *AFKs*

Grian: my time has come!

*potatoes Mumbo*

*Covers Mumbo in obsidian*

*eggs Mumbo's base*

*Takes aways Mumbo's Mustache*

*sing songs in front of Mumbo about his Mustache*


literally anything happens on the hermitcraft server:

area 77: WE ARE HERE TO ERASE ALL YOUR MEMORIES AND TAKE ALL THE THINGS YOU LOVE!!!!

hippies: we'll show you what real love is.

*puts flower everywhere in area 77*

*makes RV give birth*

*digs tunnels to area 77*

*goes back to alpha Minecraft*

Hippies: lol we back with Herobrian losers!


hey peeps! I had an idea this morning for a story, and I was like, I need to write it down! but then I was like, no... I think I'll be fine... and now I forgot it! AHHH so I need more ideas plz guys!!! mk, baiii!

-Forgetful Stuffy:)









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