so here is something from me to you guys as your Christmas present~ (I know I posted something in September that's a Christmas story, I'm sorry. go read that if you want more Christmas angst. It's the dear Stress thing.) anyways, without further ado, I introduce you to the Hermitcraft Christmas Story! enjoy~ <3 (I know it's not Christmas yet, but I'm going on a trip during Christmas so I can't update so here you go, have a bag full of incorrect quotes~)
Stress: It's Christmas time & you know what it means!
Iskall: The happiness that I haven't feel for 50 years?
Xisuma: Everyone trying to kill each other on the dinner table?
Mumbo: The sweet release of death?
Grian: The fact that I will only get coal from Santa?
Stress: I was gonna say "ugly sweaters competition" but you know what? We're going to therapy.
Grian: It's almost time to switch from our regular everyday weapons to our Christmas weapons
Mumbo: Is there a difference? and why do you ha-
Grian: Yes. The Christmas ones light up when someone dies.
Mumbo (to Grian): Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. But the very next day, you said that was gay. but that's ok.
False: Alright, let's see if anyone signed up to be Santa because I'm not doing it again.
False: Grian, why did you sign up to be Santa?
Grian: What I can't do something nice and be Santa for once?
False: No.
Mumbo: This year, there will be no running around the house, naked, and singing We Wish You A Merry Christmas. I'm looking at you.
Grian: I only do it because people have come to expect it.
Iskall: The elf on the shelf is not a cute holiday tradition, but rather a physical embodiment of the Orwellian dystopia that we live in today. It is a ploy to make kids blindly accept a surveillance system in their homes and-
Mumbo: PLEASE shut up and help me make cookies.
Mumbo: (hanging stocking) There. Grian's stocking is hung by the mantle so Santa will bring him a present.
Grian: Aw, Mumbo, this is embarrassing. I mean, I'm not a kid anymore.
Mumbo: Oh. Well, I'll take it down.
Grian: NO-
Mumbo: Grian, I appreciate your Christmas spirit but we're going to get a noise complaint!
Grian: [shouting to be heard over eight speakers all playing Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas Is You] THEN SO BE IT!
Xisuma: It's almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety!
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