Daun: If you had a glass of booze every time you made a bad decision, how drunk will you be?
Cahaya: Sober.
Tanah: Maybe a little tipsy…
Petir: Wasted…
Api: De a d.
***
Api: Where were you when my meme only got four likes?
Angin: Making four accounts bro.
Api: D u dE--
***
[Texting]
Air: Api, where are you?
Api: In your dreams~
Tanah: He's stuck in a hole with Daun. Petir is trying to reel Daun up.
***
(Dumb things that the gc has ever said ft. Characters)
Boboiboy: You have yeed your last haw.
Gopal: I s w a t e r w e t ?
Yaya: Brain has yeeted self off a microwave, please try again later.
Ying: LEPASKAN KUASAMU--
Ochobot: SEE THE LINE FROM THE SKY MEETS THE SEA, IT CALLSSSSSSSSS M E
Sai: I need coffee. Brewed in monster.
Shielda: OHMYGOD HALI IS GONNA FUCKING MURDER ME--
CiciKo: I C E H A L I
Tarung: T H O R N H A L I
Adu-du: I n t e r e s t i n g
Probe: K A R E N S A N O--
KikiTa: So my mind is still on that trans CyIce idea--
Bora-ra: Ew. Wholesome. TIME TO KILL OFF THORN-
Tok Aba: I STILL WANT TO SAVE HIM FROM SCAR'S GRASPS
Solar: I'm sorry for being dead, okay?
Daun: I taste bad--
Api: I inherited her y e e t powers.
Angin: My battery is 69--
YOU ARE READING
Boboiboy Shitpost Book
General FictionWarning: Theories, Foreshadowing, Cursing, and indefinite sarcasm. Leaf is trying to figure out what shipping means. Solar is too embarrassed to help.
