Thunderstorm & Quake: /cooking dinner in the kitchen/
Thunderstorm: Hey Quake?
Quake: Hm?
Thunderstorm: Why do you think everyone thinks of me as a Tsundere?
Quake:
Thunderstorm:
Quake: Because... you are?
Thunderstorm: How?
Quake: Uh... I don't know... how to explain.
Ice, walking in: I'll be taking the last cocoa drink in the fridge.
Thunderstorm: What the fuck!? You know you're going to get fat again, right? Put that down!
Ice: Oh...
Ice: /Sad/
Thunderstorm:
Quake:
Ice:
Thunderstorm:
Quake:
Quake: wait for it...
Thunderstorm: /throws hands up/ Fucking hell- if you end up three hours in a steam room, don't blame me!
Ice: :3
Ice: /Walks out/
Thunderstorm: Seriously, why do people think I'm a Tsundere?
Quake: I'm not sure if you're oblivious of the definition Tsundere or you're just that dense.
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Cyclone: Back off, Solar! Thunder's mine! MINE!
Thunderstorm: Are you fucking serious.
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Solar: If I see you cheating on me, I'll kill whoever you're cheating on and serve their corpses for your breakfast.
Thunderstorm: You don't even know how to cook.
Solar: Exactly. I'll learn from Quake to make human stew.
Quake: Do I look like a cannibal to you!?
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Blaze: I! Will! Protect! You! No one else can touch you but me!
Thunderstorm:
Thunderstorm: I regret this decision already-
Blaze: /clings onto Thunderstorm's back like a cat/
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Ice: Thunder, get a drink for me.
Thunderstorm: Tell someone else to do it.
Ice: No. I only trust you to do it.
Thunderstorm: Then go get it yourself.
Ice: I don't trust myself.
Thunderstorm: Well then you're better off without your drink.
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Quake: Remember to not push yourself too hard, alright?
Thunderstorm: It's just a tennis match-
Quake: Don't do anything rash, and always think of the consequences.
Thunderstorm -against Ice.
Quake: You can't be too careful!
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Thunderstorm, reading all the futures (above) of each person if he was involved in a romantic relationship:
Thunderstorm: /throws list down/ What the fuck!?
Scarlet: I haven't added Kaizo x Halillintar yet--
Thunderstorm: No
Scarlet: S i k e
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Kaizo: You take my right. I got your six.
Thunderstorm: Roger that.
Kaizo, after a battle: Why did you engage the army so easily? You shouldn't underestimate your opponents!
Thunderstorm: It's you who's overestimating the enemy and underestimating me.
Kaizo: Don't you dare talk back to me. I can defeat you with ease. Know that.
Thunderstorm: Then there's no chance of you getting laid anytime in the fut-
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Thunderstorm, finished reading the statement above:
Scarlet: PFFFTTTT
Thunderstorm: Why am I always on the receiving end?
Scarlet: I wouldn't be so formal. If you're a bottom on the bed, you never get out of it.
Thunderstorm: UhjJahHGHGhah-
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YOU ARE READING
Boboiboy Shitpost Book
General FictionWarning: Theories, Foreshadowing, Cursing, and indefinite sarcasm. Leaf is trying to figure out what shipping means. Solar is too embarrassed to help.
