Wattpad Rant

Wattpad's New Profile

So I was quietly Wattpadding as one does, when I noticed the message at the top of the site. THE message.

In rough translation for mobile users: "We've decided to come out with some shitty update that completely changes how your profile looks with no undo button! Change it now!" And there was one button that said "Switch Now" and one that said "Switch Later". I clicked "more info" to see what the update would look like, and because I hate change and am an awful human, I decided I didn't like it, so I thought, "Whatever, I'll do something about it later".

buT THEN I ACCIDENTALLY FUCKING CLICKED THE "SWITCH NOW" BUTTON FUCK

AND NOW MY PROFILE LOOKS LIKE SOME SHITTY IOS 8 TYPE UPDATE (but for Wattpad) WITH A SHITTY ASS STUPID SETUP AND AFJGADOHABKW IM PISSED

LIKE FUCKING HELL

WHERES THE STATUS BUTTON

HOW DO I DO THAT

WHY DOES IT LOOK SO AWFUL

I HATE IT

And now my background is cut off because they decided it would be fun to fuck with everyone by switching the background to an image with precise dimensions that must be landscape/horizontal pictures, and it looks like shit. BUT to make it even better, on the app, the background is still a VERTICAL image, so it looks fine on there. Basically, we have to choose whether we want our backgroud image to look shitty on the website or on the mobile, because Wattpad decided "lol fuck you we're making it so if you change your image to look nice on the new profile, it'll look like donkey shit on the mobile lol"

Like fuck oFF NO

((((this is really short and confusing but it all literally just happened to me an I'm pissed so whoops))))