My buddy found it and we decided to have a crack at it. The second answers are his. They're going to be after the '/' mark.
Which one...
1.take a plane or boat
- Plane / Boat
2.ice cream or ice pop
- ICE CREAM / Agreed
3.xbox 360 or ps3
- Ps3 / Xbox 360
4.famous and poor or rich and a nobody
- Fame and Broke / Same
5.tall and skinny or short and chubby
- Neither, Both. I'm just that awesome. / No, you're just complicated. Tall and Skinny.
6. Lamborghini or Ferrari
- Neither. Wackass cars. / See what I mean? Can never be happy. Lamborghini.
7.Mcdonalds or Burgerking
- MckyD's / Mcdonalds
8.cute or sexy
- Cute / Sexy
9.crackers or bread
- Bread / Crackers
10.sprint or verizon (cell phone company)
- Sprint even though I'm cheap and have Virgin Mobile. I'm going to upgrade though..... / Sprint even though I have Tmobile
11. laptop or desktop
- Laptop! / Laptop
12.drive a car or have a driver (limo)
- Drive / Driver
13.young or old
- Young Forever!! / Young
14.headphones or earphones
- Headphones / There's a difference?
15.hp or dell
- HP!!!!! / Dell but I prefer Mac
16.silver or gold
- Silver / Gold
17.sneaker or flip-flops
- CONVERSES! / That wasn't an option. Sneaks
18.brush or comb
- Comb / None . . Well maybe a brush . .
19. red or blue
- Red. Reminds me of blooooood. I like blooooood. / No you don't. It makes you squimish. / Thanks for killing my vampire fantasy . . / Blue
20.dollar bills or coins
- Both / Bills
When was the last time you...
21.walked to school
- Never / Same
22.cleaned the house without being told to
- Never / Same
23.got into a fight
- Never / Last week
24.bought a gift for someone (without a special occasion)
- Last week / Never
25.stayed up past 12 in the morning
- Last Night / My entire life
26.kissed someone
- I think it was . . . / Yesterday
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