Character List
Mom
Dad
Arielle (16)
Richard (17)
Bankrupt
*Mom sitting on couch, reading magazine, Arielle rushes in*
A: "Mom, I need 40 bucks so I'm just gonna take it from your wallet, okay? Thanks!"
*A rushes back out, Mom doesn't look up, flips page*
M: "There's nothing in there. I've gone broke. Ask your father though I know he'll say no."
*A rushes back in"
A: "You're kidding right?"
*Mom shakes head*
A: "Ugh, it's like you work for nothing!"
M: "Yes darling, because we all know I'm useless around here. All I do is free-load."
*A mimics mom under breath, rushes out and into the kitchen, Richard is eating cereal at table*
A: "Rich, where's dad?"
*looks up while chewing*
R: "Oh, well good morning to you too, Sunshine."
A: -_- "No seriously, where's dad?"
*R puts another spoonful of flakes in his mouth, looks @ A with amusement*
A: "Rich!"
R: "Yes, Dearest?"
A: "What the hell Richard! Where the heck is daddy?"
R: "Well," *puts more flakes in his mouth, chews a bit* "If you must know, he has taken off into the world in search of his real daughter. Turns out you aren't even blood related. I know right? I was all excited too! It means I'm not related to a roach anymore. I was happy too so I came and got some food to calm me down and here we are."
A: -_- "That was neither humorous nor time consuming. Where'd he go, a-hole?"
*R smirks*
R: "To the bank, he was trying to see if you were refundable."
A: "How does that even . . . you know what? Never mind, douche."
*A rushes out of kitchen, R continues to eat*
R: "GLAD I CAN HELP!"
*A sitting on top of staircase, Dad walks in 1 hour later, A rushes downstairs*
A: "Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad! I need 40 bucks pronto! Like it's an emergency, father! Hurry, rapido, ahora miso!"
*Dad confused*
D: "Que?"
A: "Daddy, please? I really need it. Mom is 'broke' and you're back from the bank so I know you have money and I need to buy me an outfit for tonight because I have somewhere to go and I can't go without something to where and there is absolutely nothing to wear in my wardrobe and I need clothes Dad! I NEED CLOTHES!"
*Dad stares @ her*
A: "Dad?"
D: "Yeah?"
A: "I need clothes."
D: "I need money."
A: "No seriously."
D: "I couldn't be any more serious"
A: "Dad . . ."
D: "Ari . . ."
*A puts her hand out waiting for money, Dad mimics her*
A: *nagging* "Daddy . . ."
D: *mimicking* "Ari . . ."
A: "Father!"
D: "Arielle!"
A: "Oh my god!"
D: "Send him my love."
A: "I HATE YOU!"
D: "I give you my condolences."
A: "Ugh! You guys all need a life! I hate you all!" *storms off upstairs*
D: "That's what happens to people who have no job! You tend to go bankrupt, Sweetie!'
*A slams room door*
D: "No slamming doors! I LOVE YOU TOO!"
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