Come On, Wattpad: A Rant Book

31 (How I Found Wattpad aka How I Found Love)

Wey-hey! Hello and welcome to a different sort of chapter. This is just a little different.

                      How I Found Wattpad, aka How I Found Love/ Fanfictions

 Seeing as I have been here for 5 months, you might expect I'm new. No, this isn't the first time I've joined Wattpad. Let me tell you a story, kids. Huddle up.

*clears throat* It all started on a (cold?) London day, me sitting at my computer like my normal 9-year-old self.

Internet working, things bored me, I decided to look up 'fanfiction'. I don't know how I knew what it was I was nine.

Anywholocks, it was a *loud noise* fanfiction, and I read several. Except, it wasn't on Wattpad. It was on our rivals' website, fanfiction.net. Horrid, I know. I didn't know- I was nine. I didn't even have an account.

Me and my BFF at the time, let's call her Shelly, liked the same thing- *the fandom I was in, loud noise you so can't hear what I said*- and in year 3/4, when we were doing our writing assignment, aka free-writing, we wrote about the fandom. It was pleasurable. 

But now I just want to share my fic's and pieces of writing with our community.

For whatever reason, when I was 10, I stopped because I became too busy.

3 years later, I joined the Doctor Who fandom. I STUPIDLY decided it'd be a good idea to look up a Matt Smith fanfiction. It ruined my life- fanfiction IS My life now.

But, Maddy, when did you create an account? And aren't you a bigger Sherlock fan?

Honeys, Miels, as you say in French,  I am a Sherlock fan. A big one. But I am also a whovian (hence the user-name, um...), a Pine Nut, A Trekkie, A CSI fan, Criminal Minds fan, and most definitely a Cumberbitch. Oh, excuse me, Cumbercollective.

I created an account on my friend's phone. There you go. March, or May something??? That's when I wrote my first fanfiction. It's really horrible. As in, VERY horrible.

A Matt Smith one, I hopefully never have to see again. It's the cliche-est fanfic you'll ever see. *sighs* *shudders*

After that, I wrote a Doctor Who fic.

Why not a Sherlock one, first?? Aren't you a TREMENDOUS Sherlock fan??

*sighs* We went over this. I was only a whovian at first. I actually found out about Sherlock by reading a "Sherlock Cliches" book. I decided to check it out, since it was on Netflix.

I fell in love with the show. <3

And I still do. <3

Especially Benedict. Oh my god. Don't get me started. And Archie and MOLLY!!-

Ahem, Mad Maddy, enough.

Wait, so you just looked up fanfiction and found Wattpad and created an account??

Yes.

So, why are you telling us this??

It's a challenge, loves. ;)

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I nominate @PineHoltBatch to do this, @GothicGlam, and anybody who's interested! I wanna read the stories on how you found out!

okay, thank you.

xx M.