Guys... I'm running out of inspiration... no idea what to put. :P
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Overrated Fan-Fiction Author's Notes That Make Me Want To Slap You
"hey guys sorry i havent updated for like 9 months, just busy with school and stuff :))"
-You deserve to die
-9 months = pregnancy, not school.
-Don't give me that smiley face. I don't believe it.
"So, I think you should listen to this song while reading the chapter. :)"
-You deserve to go through secondary school twice.
-I will listen to whatever I want
-I don't care about your opinion on songs, I only care about your writing.
"Sorry, not an update."
-You deserve to be killed by Smaug several times.
-Why would you do that?!
-If you have time to say that, you have time to update.
"34234 votes for next chapter, otherwise I won't publish it!"
-I hate you so much I will punch you
-And kill you
-And slap you
YOU ARE READING
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