Come On, Wattpad: A Rant Book

7

So... I have internet, here's part seven. Typing from Romania:)

Enjoy.

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A STUDY IN SHERLOCK FANFICTIONS

          by yours truly.

My name is Amy. I'm 17 and I live in England without my parents 'cos I'm cool like that. Something happened to where I live so now I'm looking for an apartment and I found one in the newspaper. I'm not saying which one because the author is American and knows nothing about the Daily News or any other newspaper. So instead they say the New York Times, even though they're in England. Now here's a unnecessary POV switch.

SHERLOCK POV

Crimes blah blah blah oh hi Amy oh she's hot but I hate her because every socipath hates everyone even thoush that's not true, they're just very unsocial.

Oh hi Jawn. I stated.

Hey so I know I already moved out with Mary cos I'm married and have a kid I'm now again moving, FYI. said Jawn.

Oh okay but who'll take your place.

AMY POV

I will. I smile and Sherlock loves me I just know it. So then he got really OOC and I got smart and now I can solve crimes at the same time rate as him. LOL ok ttyl. I'm pregnant but it's actually Lestrade's. the same crimes as in the 9 episodes. I already watched them i get it.

Then I saw somweSuper Who Lock things, even though Sherlock don't exicst aka AU. duh.

Then Sherlock broke up with me then said sorry so I'm  like yeah hi i luv u

and then Jawn died and so did Mary and their child because it's an apocolypse and we're the only surviors.

The End

Kill it. Please Kill it.

Now.

I'd rather go outside. It's raining :/ and my mum won't let me get a taxi on my own. Bleh.

Limited Time. xx Madeline