Come On, Wattpad: A Rant Book

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When The Author Is So Smart And Grammatically Correct Like This.

Uh, no. Just stick to naming all of your friends- oh... nevermind. All of your... uh, erm, fanfictions.

"Our lips crashed into eachothers"

Ow? Um...

Nd I rly ly whn u spl lke ur txting nd evn wors

Yay! I got a te- nevermind. My turtle spells better than you. (and I don't even have a turtle)

I tangled my fingers in his hair

Wonderful, and not gross at all...

Hi. I'm Emily, I live in New York, have 3 brothers and 4-

No one cares. *clicks out*

"I think I love him."

Can you decide? Oh, wait he cheated- and then got you preggos- and then he mumbles "sorry"... wow. 

WHERE IN THE EARTH AND PLUTO ARE YOUR PARENTS??!!?!?!?!

Like, seriously, you're like 17, and you run away, get married, and... yeah.

His green orbs glistened.

Nice to know... wait, you meant eyes? I think of Harry Potter. And not eyes. MAN CAN THEY ONCE BE BROWN? PLEASE?

His tongue asked for permission.

Well, it's very polite.

And my fellow citizens of Earth, here's a story

Mkay

So I recently became a US citizen after living here for a year. I'm British, kay?

So my science teacher might be the most embarassing teacher everrrrrr.

I told her and she was all in front of the class like "Blah blah *real name* actually became a citizen yesterday and she lived in-"

"London." 

"And blah blah blah info that you don't need to know."

*red face* *clapping*

"MORE NONSENSE"

*clapping again*

*face down in my paper, like what the heck?*

"Congrats" my friend Maggie says.

"YEP...." I sigh.

SO yeah. :3 love you all so much. BAI