Come On, Wattpad: A Rant Book

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This just keeps on growin, eh?

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Overrated Real-Life Moments That Make Me Want To Slap You

- I can't dance. Can anyone? Shakira, put your hand down.

-'You're grounded!'

-Those mean girls everyone loves (hint hint I. P. hint hint)

-Someone saying they like my outfit. I know it's pretty. Get out of my face.

-"I know..."

-"Looks like someone is on their period..."

-"No homo"

-The 6th graders get more privalages than 8th graders...

-"My favourite artist is Araina Grande/Selena Gomez/ Miley Cyrus"

-Natalie Portman in general

-Mitt Romney in general

-Iggy Azalea in general

-Stop touching the top of the door frame when you go out the door. We get you're a white boy.

-Bad school lunches

-Running out of Nutella

-"Ew, Benedict Cumberbatch is uglyyy"

-Gym

-Teacher going through attendance

-School Dances

-Science

-Math

-Shared P.E

-Books that don't contain fanfictions (although Dante's Inferno IS really just fanfiction)

-"OMG I love this soooo much"

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