When there's more polyvore links than the story.
In any Matt Smith fanfiction, she always tries out for another movie but it turns out to be Doctor Who.
One Direction: Because your mum doesn't care you live with them.
Car crashes: Because there's no other way to die.
When the author's note is longer than the story. No one cares about your life.
When Sherlock turns into a human when he has a girlfriend. He actually isn't a sociopath when he cares about things. He can fall in love, but still. I would know.
When John isn't even his friend anymore, just the third wheel.
They pay dollars when they're in ENGLAND. We use pounds. Get it straight.
Doctor Who: every 'she' is a Time Lord.
Doctor Who: Because Matt Smith never left.
Going to the bathroom: Pfft. Losers.
Eating at any other place than Nando's: Pffft. Losers.
Nutella: Okay, I love Nutella, but really how do you eat that and not be fat? I want that trick.
WHEN THE GIRL GETS PREGNANT!!! THAT RUINS THE STORY!
Bullied by One Direction: Even though I'm a Victoria Secret model.
Raped by... One Direction?!!: No, nospoilers there.
Being Caucasion: I can't be African American, or Asian, or any mix. Nope. It's impossible.
Having a perfect name: Gracie Dream Hope Faith Jones/inputstupidnamehere.
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Come On, Wattpad: A Rant Book
HumorA rant book by moi. {Have fun reading and don't get offended.} [off topic is love, off topic is life]
