No Mortal...

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(This is not mine)

So I'm out at lunch and this kid, 8 or nine years old is wearing a purple SPQR shirt, with a Roman gladiator at his side.

The waitress said "I'm sorry sir you can't have weapons here."

He snaps his fingers and says, "No mortal, it's only a baseball bat."

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