Fangirling 2

Hold Up.

Okay, so a little ways back I posted stuff about 'imagine'. Well, let's be honest we weren't totally truthful...

If we actually met the Doctor it would go something like this:

Doctor: *walks up to us* What year is it?
Us: Uh, 2015...
Doctor: day?
Us: March 27...
Doctor: Fabulous, I'm right on time. Oh, I'm the Doctor by the way. You might want to run.
Us: haha hilarious. You're a Whovian? Cool, cool. You did an awesome impression but there's no way you're the Doctor.
Doctor: excuse me?
Us: oh nothing, keep going about being a weirdo. I'm not going to stop you from loving an awesome show. *starts walking away*
Doctor: What on Earth?! But I'm the Doctor...
Us: that's cool. So after you "Save the world" wanna grab a coffee?
Doctor: *takes out sonic screwdriver and points it at you* Definitely human...
Us: Nice sonic, I have one just like it.
Doctor: ...
Us: Bought it at Hot Topic, gotta love that store.

If we met a demigod...

Us: *gets attacked by a hell bound* that's one overgrown dog...
Demigod: *comes bursting through and kills it* You're in danger!
Us: Nice Camp Halfblood shirt. I have one just like it.
Demigod: You've been to camp?!
Us: well no, I got it off Amazon.
Demigod: I'm massively confused.
Us: Join the club.
Demigod: So who's kid are you?
Us: don't know yet, obviously.
Demigod: No need to get sassy.
Us: there's always a reason to get sassy. Besides, if I go to camp I won't have any wifi.

If we got whisked off to Hogwarts...
Us: So this is the theme park...
Us: [to Dumbledore] so what's the wifi password?
Us: [to Harry] Have you ever wondered, 'why I lightning bolt'
Us: [to Hermonie] you do know you end up marrying Ron and having kids named-
Doctor: (Jumps out of nowhere) Shut up! Spoilers!
Us: [to George] You know most of the fandom has a crush on you just because didn't die.
George: Um... Does that include you?
Us: Maybe. You kinda look like Vincent Van Gogh with only one ear...

If we met Artemis Fowl...
Us: Watch it little boy
Artemis: Excuse me? I'm fourteen.
Us: Sure, and I'm Sherlock Holmes.
Artemis: Well obviously you're not.
Us: That's the point, small fry.
Artemis: Your insults are insignificant.
Us: As insignificant as that piece of fairy technology on your wrist?
Artemis: ...
Us: ...
Artemis: Butler, bag her/him.

If we found Storybrooke...
Us: (slaps Rumple) You're the shuckiest shuck-faced shuck there ever was. Mr. Thick thickity thick from Thicktown, Thickania... And so's you're dad!
Peter: What did I do?
Us: (Apparates Will away since I hate that ship since it came out of NOWHERE LEFT HAND THE VOID) Belle, you need to get your priorities and love life straight.
Us: (sneaks around and spies on Captain Swan)
Us: [to Regina] You know, if we bleached your hair and you kept your mean personality up, we could call you Regina George. What is your last name by the way? Obviously not Mills..
Us: (hugs August and never lets go)
August: Okay... This is weird.

If we lived across from 221B Baker Street:
Us: Hi! I'm _________
Sherlock: (sarcastically) Brilliant you know your own name. Now go away.
Us: (jams door with foot) I live across the street.
Sherlock: Oh joy, I have to see you every time I leave the house.
Us: Be nice or I'll yell for John.
Sherlock: how the-
Us: Is it true you didn't know the Earth went around the Sun?
Sherlock: HOW MANY PEOPLE READ HIS BLOG?!
John: (comes downstairs) Why are you screaming now? Oh, hello.
Us: Hi John!
Sherlock: She read you're blog.
Us: No, actually. I just deducted.
Sherlock: (looks at John)
John: (looks at Sherlock)
Sherlock: What did you say you're name was again?