Hey everyone, so this week's update is a tad late. Sorry about that, this week has been so busy and annoying, just oh god! Anyway, you don't care about my personal life, you want to annoy people. Hence this weeks update, how to annoy people in waiting rooms. (Like the dentist and stuff...)
1. When sitting beside someone, start a random conversation. (E.G "So Bob, how's your cheese?")
2. Hog everysingle magazine or newspaper that they have.
3. Snatch papers off other people and say, "Oh no! That's far too violent for you."
4. When people look at you, tell them your 'backstory'.
5. Guide people to their appointed room. (This is just really weird.)
6. Constantly make conversation with the receptionist. (Every 2 minutes about anything.)
7. Go to the 'kids section' with all the toys and play with them as if you were a little kid.
8. Become 'best friends' with the kids in the kids section.
9. Have very mature conversations with the people next to you.
10. Play an imaginary game of musical chairs by yourself with no music. (The reactions that you get will be priceless.)
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