Conflation (Beginner's Luck Award)

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Luke didn’t usually get a delayed reply from her.

not until now.

he knew that his last message was seen.

thanks to the “seen” notification.

unfortunately, patience was his enemy.

so he messaged her again.

Him: Don’t tell me you want to talk about that idiot more?

5 minutes later…

serendipity is typing…

Her: Hey hey hey what? No I mean well that idiot happens to be really kidding me.

Him: I don’t understand.

Her: That guy, Neil. He was actually an old friend. That moron, he was trying to mess with me.

Him: So you actually know the guy? And now he’s your friend?

Her: Wait, okay no. He replied and that’s when he introduced himself to me again and told me he was kidding and that he’s an old friend. I didn’t believe him until he changed his picture.

Him: Well, telling someone that you had a boner before introducing yourself seems like a great idea nowadays huh.

Her: Is that a sarcasm?

Him: You tell me.