(Y/n): welcome everyone back to this wonderful show where we get down and dirty with behind the scenes actions ;)
Someone in the audience: um excuse me miss but how the hell did you say ';)'?
(Y/n): i..um...well...GUARDS COME QUICK!
*about 5 mins later*
(Y/n): ok where back from the awkward mess in the start but without further a do here are our special guest!
(Y/n): we have the famous ice skater who every guy wants to be and every girl wants to date (but he's highkey gay); VIKTOR NIKIFOROV!
*crowd claps*
Viktor: haha hello everyone its nice to be here today. *smiles and waves*
*girls fawning over a highkey gay guy in the crowd*
(Y/n): next we have the rookie who's making his way to the top piece by piece (and is lowkey a gay fanboi); YUURI KATSUKI!
*guys whomst've are gay fawn over the smol chub boi*
Yuuri: heh hello everyone nice to be here. *shy bean waves*
(Y/n): alright without futher a do I ask embarrassing questions and you guys answer ok ;)
Viktor and yuuri: wait what?!
(Y/n): question number one; who is the dominate one in the relationship?
Viktor and yuuri: me....YOU?!
*crowd laughs and oohs*
(Y/n): oya oya oya~ so what is the truth?
Viktor: oh come on babe im the dominate one the way i make you moan? You cant deny it. *sassy hand gesture*
*crowd oohs*
Yuuri: i make you moan so loud the neighbors ask us if you're ok. And they way i swallow your dic-
Viktor: OK THATS ENOUGH *embarrassed*
(Y/n): guess that was the eros talking ;) speaking of eros that skating routine was sexcc i never knew you could do that yuuri.
Viktor: me neither, he had me cumming in my pants.
*crowd makes wtf but relatable face*
(Y/n): *whispers to viktor* same tho and that tounge thing omfg need me a freak like dat.
Viktor: *whispers to you* girl go getchu some then i got mines wrapped up.
Yuuri: um guys we all heard you...
Viktor and (y/n): oh.
(Y/n): anyways back to the show. This next question comes from someone named; eatthatpoosi445 and they said; do you guys have any kinks in bed?
Yuuri: whats a kink?
(Y/n): can we even have someone this innocent on my show?
Viktor: babe, a kink is an unusual taste in sexual behaviors. *squeezes thigh for reassurance*
Yuuri: w-what?! I dont h-have any of thoes.. *blushes*
(Y/n): doubt it. You have to like something along the lines of kinky.
Yuuri: W-well is it kinky when you use hand cuffs and blind folds? Because viktor uses that one me.
(Y/n) and viktor: *nosebleeds and passes out*
Yuuri: AH GET THE NURSE GET THE NURS-
*please stand by:)*
Yuuri: u-um (y/n) and viktor wont wake up anytime soon so they wanted me to tell you on the next episode the special guest will be yurio and otabek.
*fuck yeah's from the crowd*
Minami: I LOVE YOU YUURI AHHHHH
yuuri: minami why are you in the crowd?!
Minami: i could never miss a live show with you in it!
*yurio stomps onto the stage with otabek following behind*
Yurio: HEY PIG ITS MY TURN TO GO ON MOVE IT.
Yuuri: aww you have cat ears on so cute *fawns*
*crowd fangirls*
Yurio: B-beka made me wear it! *embarrassed*
Otabek: dont worry im wearing one too *puts on cat ears*
Yurio: B-beka *nosebleeds and passes out like someone wink wink*
Yuuri and otabek: YURIO!
yuuri: NOT AGAIN GET THE NURSE GET THE NURS-
*cuts the signal off the show*
Random person watching the show: what the hell...when's the next episode?
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I...i dont know im just doing this because the book is almost over.
BUT STAY TUNED ON CHANNEL 5 FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF 'BEHIND THE SCENES WITH (Y/N)'!
I really want a tounge ring. Im getting one though. If you have one im jealous :'(
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yuri on ice x Reader One-shots
Fanfiction(This book is completed :) (Btw this book is very bad and unedited sorry :( )
