Jeff is arrogant

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Sarah: We have more questions and dares from Alexa: Everyone: January snow challenge= lying down on the ground in the snow in a bathing suit. o.o

Everyone: Oh god ok.

Sally: *Wearing a pink frilly bathing suit/swimming costume*

Sarah: *Wearing the same black bikini from before*

Slendy: *Black swim shorts*

Jeff: *Blue swim shorts*

BEN: I'm not doing it this time.

E.J: *Purple swim shorts*

L.J: *Rainbow swim shorts*

Sarah: Ready everyone?

Everyone: Yep!! *Lie down in the snow*

Jeff: S-so cold.

Sally: I getting out of the snow. *Leaves*

Slendy: I'll come with you. *Leaves*

L.J: Last one to stay lying wins.

E.J: Screw this. I'm too cold! *Leaves*

Sarah: Where are Hoodie and Masky?

Jeff: I dunno.

Sarah: I'm bored. *Leaves*

L.J: Just me and you now Jeff.

Jeff: I think I have hyperthermia...

L.J: I'm fine.

Jeff: You're even more insnae than Masky!

L.J: No I just don't mind the cold.

Jeff: Neither does Sarah but she left.

L.J: She was bored. If you're so cold why don't you leave? Oh yeah you're too stuborn to.

Jeff: I'm fine.

L.J: This is boring, Sarah was right.

Jeff: Leave then.

L.J: Fine. *Leaves*

Jeff: *Leaves straight after L.J* I WON!!

Sarah: *Rolls eyes* Nobody cares. Next: Also, um, what are some British terms? Because uh... I speak American... Well, we don't call potatoe chips, potatoe chips, we call them crisps and we call fries, chips. We call a couch or sofa a settee. A didn't learn what a poptart was untill year 7 when I found out about nyan cat and didn't know you could get them in England till a friend brought one in. We don't go to the pool, we go swimming. We call erasers, rubbers and don't call that other thing rubbers... We call cops, bobbys or the police and nothing really else and that's all I can remember off the top of my head. Don't know weither or not you have those in america but that's britain. Next: Sarah: Without using the internet, what do these mean- twerk, ratchet, and bucks/doe (not animals)? Also... True or False: In America, some states normally use time to measure distance from places. ("I am 2 hours away." instead of "I am 2 miles away.")

Sarah: Some of them are easy. I know what twerking is because Miley Cyrus is as big in Britain as in the US. A ratchet is a screwdriver right? Bucks are men and does are women I think... The last one is true and we use time more than distance in Britain as well. Next: BEN: The curse continues... EAT DIRT FILLED WITH SMILE POO.

BEN: Damnit. *Ates the poo and then washes his mouth out*

Sarah: You didn't throw up...

BEN: I have a strong stomach.

Sarah: Next: Sally: Have a cookie.

Sally: YAY!! *Eats the cookie*

Sarah: Slender: Rub moldy bread all over your favorite suit.

Slendy: :( But it's my favourite suit!

Sarah: It's only moldy bread.

Slendy: Fine... *Rubs the bread all over the suit and then starts crying*

Sarah: Seriously? Sally, calm him down please.

Sally: Ok. It's ok Slendy...

Sarah: Hoodie: Bring in your beautiful girfriend so I can meet her. :D

Hoodie: Ok! *Goes and gets Mollie then brings her in* Everyone, this is Mollie. Mollie this is everyone.

Mollie: Hi!

*A short description of Mollie:

Brown hair with a red fringe,

Sally height,

Tanned,

A bit crazy,

Brown eyes which sometimes look orange,

Scene.*

Sarah: I know Mollie from school btw.

Mollie: *Runs over and hugs Sarah* RAWR!!

Sarah: Yeah, we're best friends. Mollie get off.

Mollie: NEVER!

Sarah: Do I have to elbow you in the boob?

Mollie: *Lets go of Sarah and runs back over to Hoodie*

Sarah: You guys are cute together. Next: Maskie: Do a hand stand over Smile Dog.

Maskie: *Does a handstand*

Hoodie: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

Maskie: SMILE MOVE!!! *Looses his blance and almost falls onto Smile*

Sarah: That was a close one. Next: EJ, LJ, Silver, Red, and Toby: Admit it; Sometimes your jealous of Jeff because he's more popular than you.

E.J: I'm not jealous. Jeff's an idiot.

Silver+Red: We're jealous sometimes but we're a different type of pasta than Jeff and know we'll never be that popular. BEN's lucky to be as popular as he is.

L.J: Fan girls are stupid liking Jeff more than me.

Toby: I g-get jealous but I have a girlfriend and Jeff d-doesn't.

Jeff: I AM THE BEST!! I AM THE BEST!!!

Sarah: Shut up Jeff! Next: Jeff: Kiss a crazy fangirl.

Jeff: Oh god... *Goes to a fangirls house* Um hi. This is a dare. *Kisses the fangirl*

Fangirl: OMG OMG OMG!!!! *Fangirls*

Jeff: Shame. You're a good kisser. I'd go out with you if you weren't so dim. *Kills the fangirl*

Sarah: *Watching through a window with BEN and E.J* You didn't have to kill her!!

Jeff: She would've told everyone I was real and then the police would never be off my back.

Sarah: Whatever. Last question: Jane: What is your favorite thing to do?

Jane: Either fight with Jeff or Go to the gym. Other than "saving" Jeff's victims of course.

Sarah: Ok that's all for now. BYE!!

Everyone: Bye!

Jaqi: *Appears out of nowhere* Who put 7up in Simba's water dish? He is now bouncing off the wall and tore up Jeff's room.... and maybe BEN's. I swear if I catch whoever did this I'm going to...*Hair catches fire*

Masky: RUN HOODIE RUN!!!! *Runs away from Jaqi with Hoodie following him*

L.J: So that's what they were doing earlier.

Jeff: He tore up my room?!

BEN: I'm gonna go check mine.

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