Sarah: I HAVEN'T UP LOADED IN DAYS!!! *curls up in a ball and rocks back and forth* Sorry guys, I've had loads of homework and wattpad is being silly by not letting me read my own story past the picnic chapter. Also is it picnic or picknic? OH GOD I CAN'T EVEN ENGLISH NOW!
E.J: Sarah! Calm down! It's going to be ok! Now what are todays questions?
Sarah: Thanks... Ok first comment is from Alexa: Hoodie: *is given the most delicious cheesecake like ever by me* Here is some cheesecake. I do love you.
Hoodie: YAY!! I l-love you too Mommy.
Sarah: Mommy??? Hoddie, you aren't american are you?
Hoodie: W-why? Do British people not call their mothers mommy?
Sarah: No, it's Mum or Mummy. *Shrugs* Oh well. Next thingy thing: (Still Alexa) Maskie: EAT DIRT. Then have a cheesecake.
Masky: I've eaten dirt before. I'm a boss at this.
Jeff: YOU ATE DIRT?? *Starts laughing*
Sarah: Can you ever not speak?
Jeff: Nope.
Sarah: *Punches Jeff in the face*
Masky: *Eats dirt* Tastes like poo...
Jeff: That would be because Smile resently pooped there...
Masky: YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME!!! *Runs inside, throws up, washes his mouth out and walks back over to the rest of us with a plate of cheesecake*
Sarah: That's that over and done with... Next (Still Alexa):Sally: Beat up Jeff. Jeff: Take Sally's and Jane's beatings like a girl. Jane: (Where the heck did you come from??!) Beat up Jeff with Sally.
Sally+Jane: YAY!!! *Start beating up Jeff*
Jeff: Why do you all hate me so much?!
Sally: Because you're a bid stupid d!ckhead!
Slendy: Sally... What did you just say?
Sally: That he's a d!ckhead.
Slendy: Who tought you that word?
Sally: Jeff shouted it at BEN once...
Slendy: Sally, Jane... FINISH HIM!
Jeff: NOOOO!!!
Sally and Jane: *Laugh and giggle sweetly as they kill Jeff*
Sarah: It's ok everyone! He will come back to life later. Ok NEXT (Alexa): EJ: Sing "Cannibal" by Ke$ha.
E.J: I have a heart,
I swear I do,
But just not baby when it comes to you,
I get so hungry when you say you love me,
If ya knew whats good for you,
I think you're hot,
I think you're cool,
You're the kind of gurl I'd stalk in school,
But now I'm famous you're up my bloop!
NOW I'M GONNA EAT YOU FOOL!
I eat girls up breakfast and lunch,
Then when I'm thirsty,
I drink their blood,
Carnivore animal, I am a cannibal
I eat girls up,
You betta run,
I... AM... CANNIBAL!
Sarah: Cannibal, cannibal, I am!
E.J: I... AM... CANNIBAL!
Sarah: Cannibal, cannibal, I am!
Slendy: I'll eat you up!
E.J: I... AM... CANNIBAL!
Sarah: Cannibal, cannibal, I am!
E.J: I... AM... CANNIBAL!
Sarah: Cannibal, cannibal.
Slendy: I'll eat you up!
