SUPER BASS by hoodie minaj

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Sarah: Hi People!!!

Jaqi: *Comes back out* That was a good cheesecake. *Walks over to E.J and hugs him*

E.J: *Hugs her back and whispers in her ear* I liked my kidneys too.

Jaqi: *Shivers*

Sarah: Hella lotta more questions from Alexa and Jaqi is still here and is probably going to stay for a bit. I have a question for her... Jaqi: You gonna be staying in the spare room or E.J's room? *wink wink*. Ok Alexa's first question: Sally: Take ONE normal little girl ballet class. You know... I used to do ballet and tap at a dance school. You could go there. They're very nice.

Sally: YAY BALLET!! Do I get to wear a tutu?

Sarah: Actually, you might fit in one of my old ones. I shoved them in the loft when I came here. You know, for if you wanted to play dress up. *Goes to the loft of slender mansion*

***5 minutes later***

*A crash and the sound of a body hitting the floor*

Sarah: Sh!t. I'm ok, I'm ok!! *Walks down the stairs covered in dust. Lifts out a pink letard with tutu atached* Here you go Sally! Try that on!

*2minuteslater*

Sally: It fits!! Can I go Slender? Can I?! Can I?

Slendy: Fine but no killing ok?

Sally: Yay!! I'll be on my best behaviour!

Slendy: *Teleports her there and then comes back* I hope she'll be ok...

Sarah: She'll be fine. Next dare/question: Zalgo: Hug Slender or whatever you want.

Zalgo: I didn't think you were going to involve me in this newbee.

Sarah: Just do it!

Zalgo: That's no way to speak to someone higher than you.

Sarah: *Gets a step ladder and climbs up it* What about now?

Zalgo: *Le sigh. Walks up to Slender and licks his facelessness*

Slender+Sarah: EWW!! What the heaven Zalgo?!?

Zalgo: *Le shrug* And that's Lord Zalgo to you.

Sarah: *mutters* Lord Yo Mama.

Zalgo: What was that?!

Sarah: Nothing! Nothing. Next thing me bobbie: Maskie: How do you feel about MaskiexBen yaoi stuff?

Maskie: THERE'S MASKIExBEN YAOI!?!? *Looks at Sarah*

Sarah: Don't look at me! This is the first I've heard about it.

BEN: What's this now?

Sarah: *whispers to Maskie* Don't tell him about it. I don't want his fangirls to die.

Maskie: Yo BEN!

Sarah: *whisper shout* SHUT THE F*CK UP!

BEN: What?

Maskie: Nothing!

Sarah: Few! *wipes brow* Next thing: Hoodie: Rap a hip hop song like "Super Bass" by Nicki Minaj.

Hoodie: This one is for the boys with the boomin system

Top down, AC with the coolin' system

When he come up in the clup he be blazin' up

Got stacks on deck like he savin' up

And he ill, he real, he might gotta deal

He pop bottles and he got the right kinda bill

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