Rianna: Do I have to pretend to be your girlfriend?
Paul: Yes, yes you do.
Rianna: That's stupid.
Paul: It may be stupid but what if you fall in LOOOOOVE with me. It won't be stupid then.
Rianna: Oh, get over yourself Paul.
John: Are you guys gonna go on the date or not?
Rianna: We're walking down the hallway right now what do you think?
John: I thought you were going to hogsmeade?
George: Uh, NO DER, of course they're going to hogsmeade ya dipshit. We are walking in that direction or do you not even think we're in England.
John: What? I thought we were in Wales.
Cathy: OHMYGOD, JOHN, SHUTUP!
*at the same time we pass the golden trio and hear ron talking to hermione*
Ron: OHMEHGAWD HERMIONE JUST SHUTUP!
Herman: :(
Cathy: I WANT A BAGEL!
John: *hands her dohnut* Here.
Cathy: THIS IS A DOHNUT! LIAR!
Ringo: I'm a little tea pot, short and stout, here is meh handle, here is meh spout. Somethin somethin somethin POUR ME OUT doo doo do do do doo doo do do.
Rianna: If we're just going on a date then why on earth are all you guys coming?
John: I'm going out with George and Ringo. *winks at them* Right boys.
Cathy: Imma record it. *holds up phone*
Rianna: OKAY. Weeeeeell then, we're just gonna go to the Hogs Head and get some... "pumpkin juice" *wink wink*
Paul: I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA GET SOME FIRE WHISK-
Rianna: SHUT UP!! Don't just broadcast it to the world.
John: I wanna get high.
Paul: OH MY GAWD, ME TOO!
Rianna: *pulls out a cigarette* YEA! *puffs out smoke* I'M SMOKIN POT!
John: CAN I HAVE SOME?!?!
Rianna: yea here *hands John some pot*
Ringo: Can wizards even get high?
Rianna: Well they can get drunk soooo....
Ringo: Okay.
Cathy: HOLY CRAP, THIS IS SO GAY. I'm on freaking pottermore and I got Ravenclaw house. That's so gay.
Rianna; I KNOW RIGHT! THAT'S WHAT I GOT AND I WAS LIKE, OH NO BITCH, I AM NOT RAVENCLAW. AND MY COMPUTER WAS LIKE ..... AND I WAS LIKE, DON'T BACK TALK ME BITCH!
Draco: I got Huffelpuff. What the hell kind of world is it when a character takes a quiz and gets something that they are not?
Rianna: LOL! So you are a good finder. *looks him up and down* I bet you are...
Cathy: How come you don't break out in song anymore?
Rianna: Oh don't worry, I will just... wait for it....
*When we get to the hogs head*
Cathy: Hey can you pass me some of that "butterbeer"
Rianna: Oh yea totally. *passes her some butterbeer and spills it on draco*
Draco: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL! My father WILL hear about this! That's it! I've had enough! I'm going to pigfarts!
Cathy: TAKE ME WITH YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
*follows him out of the pub*
Rianna: Well would ya look at the time. *looks at wrist that doesn't have a watch on it* It's time to get back to Hogwarts.
Paul: But we just got here.
Rianna: We gotta get back to hogwarts.
Paul: but-
Rianna: Gotta get back to school!
Ron/Harry: THAT SOUNDS TOTALLY AWESOME!
Paul: HEY! WE JUST FREAKING GOT HERE!
Rianna/Ron/Harry: GOTTA GET BACK TO WITCHES AND WIZARDS AND MAGICAL BEASTS, BACK TO GOBLINS AND GHOSTS AND MAGICAL FEASTS IT'S ALL THAT I LOVE AND ALL THAT I NEED AT HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS, GOT GET BACK TO HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS! IT'S SO MAGI-COOOOOOOOOL!
Paul: I'm so leaving. *leaves pub*
*once Paul walks out the door a mysterious hand grabs his mouth and pulls him into a dark alley*
John: HEY RIANNA!
Rianna: What is it you imbecile.
John: Can like, a person be a port key?
Rianna: OF course... NOT! That would be absurd. Because then every time a person would... touch themselves... they would automatically be transported to another place.
John: Hey, are there any Asians at this school... I like me some Asians...
Rianna: *points to cho chang*
John: 0.0 YESH!
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Awesomeness, Wizard Style
FanfictionThe sequel to Awesomness, Pirate Style. Made with a bunch of different people. Pretty freaking awesome any way you slice it. Just read it.
