***The next day***
Rianna: DORIAN! *whistle whistle* DOOORRRRIIIAAAANNNN!! ... accio Dorian.
*Dorian appears with just a towl, covered in suds and soaking wet*
Dorian: Heeeey!
Rianna: *covers eyes* ... sick, Dorian... go put some clothes on or something.
Dorian: Well it's not like you haven't seen me naked before.
*a stranger walks by and screams in disgust and runs off*
George: Ew, nasty man.
Rianna: HE'S A DOG! C'MON! You know that too!
John: You bet he is. *turns to Dorian* Hey there sexy. Rawr. *makes pawing motion to Dorian*
Rianna: Right. Well I feel like breaking out in song today.
Paul: *comes in with a pencil and a bunch of papers* SO DO I, LUV!
Rianna: Don't call me that. What if I turn out to be your grandma or something. Wait... who did James even have kids with.
Cathy: *comes in eating a waffle* Elizabeth. Num num num.
Rianna: ELIZABETH! THAT WHORE! I knew they had something going on behind the scenes.
Cathy: So are you over him now then?
Rianna: Yea, actually I think I am. GUESS WHAT EVERYBODY, I DON'T LOVE JAMIE POO ANY MORE... I love Peeta.
Cathy: GEEZUS, haven't you read the epilogue?
Rianna: Yea I have, I've read the whole series.
Cathy: Weren't they awesome!
Rianna: YEA!
Draco: Hey guys I was watching this show called Once Upon a Time and there's this character, Rumpelstiltskin and he is absolute shear PROOF that it is possible to be creeped out AND attracted to something AT THE SAME TIME!
Rianna: I KNOW RIGHT! That's what I was thinking. Graham is hot too. Except he died. Now I think August is hot.
Draco: He is hot...
*everyone looks at draco*
Draco: In a manly sort of way. *backs off with his hands raised.
Rianna: ...right.
*we all hear a booming sound coming in and turn to see a big fat guy with a kelt on walk through the doors*
Cathy: Who is that fat lard?
Rianna: *points pencil at him* That is Fat Bastard.
Fat Bastard: *in a Scottish accent* Where's the shitter? I have a turtlehead a pokin' eww it's all slimy. *farts*
Rianna: *holds noes and fans the air* right...... oh go- oh grod- SICK! That is sick, man!
Fat Bastard: Whatever, I'm gonna go find the shitter.
Rianna: ...right. OKAY! Now what was I going to say to you Dorian I forgot?
Dorian: I think you were going to call me the awesomest dog person thing alive.
Rianna: Dream on kiddo.
Dorian: Just a suggestion. *shrugs*
John: Man guys, I just came from this awesome party. There were these japanese twins, Fook Me and- *he gets cut off*
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Awesomeness, Wizard Style
FanfictionThe sequel to Awesomness, Pirate Style. Made with a bunch of different people. Pretty freaking awesome any way you slice it. Just read it.
