A Constellation of The Emo Trinity ✭ Zodiac Signs

Which piece of band merch should you buy?

Which Emo merch should you buy?

Aries: Posters to conceal the boring walls of your bedroom and they are basically modern art

Taurus: A Hat which is ideal for bad hair days

Gemini: Band Hoodies because they are comfy as hell

Cancer: Nothing, you're broke... Joking! You could probably afford some wristbands and they are so much better than Pandora Jewellery

Leo: Cardboard cut out of your favourite member so you can hug and kiss them and they can't exactly run away

Virgo: Band T-shirts because you can sleep in them and look awesome

Libra: Badges to show you are a true hardcore retro fan

Scorpio: CD/Vinyl so you can blast that music out so loud that it pisses off the neighbours

Sagittarius: A Keyring so you never lose your keys again

Capricorn: Every item of merch there is

Aquarius: A Bag so you look fashionable and can keep things portable at the same time

Pisces: The biography/autobiography of the band, because that's just the kind of modern literature we should be learning about in our English lessons

I spent the whole day doing Chemistry revision , and I swear it will be the death of me, please comment and vote to mourn my soul :'(