A Constellation of The Emo Trinity ✭ Zodiac Signs

Which Emo Band Member will kill you? (And how?)

The death at the hands of a hot emo band member would be pretty awesome, but who will kill you and how?

Aries: Ryan Ross will strangle you with one of his bandanas

Taurus: Mikey Way's Unicorn will trample on you

Gemini: Pete Wentz will send you a dick pic and you will die of oxygen deprivation because it will take your breath away

Cancer: Ray Toro will give you a poisonous cupcake

Leo: Brendon Urie will drown you in Milk

Virgo: Frank Iero will drown you with his millions of Dogs

Libra: Alex Gaskarth will eat you in the zombie apocalypse

Scorpio: Josh Dun will stab you with a drum stick

Sagittarius: Gerard Way will smack your ass with a croquet mallet because you didn't stay on that side of the street motherfucker

Capricorn: Patrick Stump's fedora will make your head implode

Aquarius: Tyler Joseph will call you Fren and you will die with happiness

Pisces: Kellin Quinn will run you over with his white van and remember later