Episode X19: All Together
THEME MUSIC (“Jazzy Interlude”, Billy Munn)
HERBERT “DARING” DASHWOOD: (V.O.) You’re listening to the Adventures of me, Herbert “Daring” Dashwood, and my stalwart ghoul manservant, Argyle. Today’s episode? “All Together”.
THEME MUSIC CONTINUES TO 0 M 10 S.
SCENE: INTERIOR
CASSANDRA: (ANGRY) Mr. Dashwood! I can't believe you'd hit Will with a shovel! Do you have no sense of common decency?
HERBERT "DARING" DASHWOOD: I did it for his own good, Miss Chase. Scout's honour.
CASSANDRA: His own good? How is knocking him unconscious -
SOUND EFFECT: CASSANDRA IS CUT OFF BY THE SOUND OF A DOOR OPENING. THIS IS FOLLOWED BY THE SOUND OF SOMETHING HEAVY BEING DRAGGED
HARMON JURLEY: Get him in here!
SLAVER #1: (EXASPERATED) You've been awake for ten minutes, start walking already!
WILBERFORCE DASHWOOD: (DEFIANT) And why should I? I didn't ask you to capture me and put this exploding collar around my neck!
CASSANDRA AND HERBERT "DARING" DASHWOOD: (ALMOST SIMULTANEOUSLY; CASSANDRA IS AN INSTANT BEFORE DASHWOOD) Will!
WILBERFORCE DASHWOOD: Cassandra! Did they hurt you?
HARMON JURLEY: (SHARPLY) Quiet! (IN SMUG TONES) I think it would be amusing to lock the younger Dashwood in the same cage as his older brother and Miss Penelope.
SLAVER #1: Got it, Boss. Get moving, Dashwood! And you two get back from the cage door. (PAUSE) Get back, I tell you!
HARMON JURLEY: You see this control? It can trigger the explosives in your collars. If you like your heads, listen to my associate, and step back!
SOUND EFFECT: SHUFFLING NOISES, SCREECH OF CAGE DOOR OPENING
WILBERFORCE DASHWOOD: Oof!
SOUND EFFECT: SCREECH OF CAGE DOOR CLOSING
SLAVER #1: Now you lot behave, or you'll be in big trouble, understand?
HARMON JURLEY: I think they have the idea
SOUND EFFECT: A SMALL ITEM BEING PLACED ON A PLASTIC SURFACE
HARMON JURLEY: And if not, I'll place this control here on the table where they can see it. It will remind them what happens to people who misbehave.
SOUND EFFECT: FEET RETREATING. MAIN DOOR TO ROOM OPENING, THEN CLOSING
END SCENE
THEME MUSIC (“Jazzy Interlude”, Billy Munn)
HERBERT “DARING” DASHWOOD: (V.O.) Be sure to tune in next time for another exciting Adventure of me, Herbert “Daring” Dashwood, and my stalwart ghoul manservant, Argyle!
THEME MUSIC CONTINUES TO END
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