The dares

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1/2. 1Weirdo2Weirdo
@mateakatri.
"L KISS LIGHT!"

L: wait what....?
Light: I think we jinxed it.
L: oh really? No....I thought we just- *and with the power of author-chan the two forcibly kiss*
The two break apart.
L: I demand to be killed right here.
Light: what's your name?
L: * Kira percentage; 88%*

3. All_Gone_Mad
"L no sweets for 48 hours"

L: Ok listen here , You horrible person, you expect me to eat other food? No,no,no,no,no! What am I suppost to eat? A salad? You expect me to eat a thing that growns in the ground and eat it? Ok listen here I will haunt you for as long as I live.
Rem:.......Well I got some unfortunate news for you.
Author: Rem your not even in this book ,go back to Miss.
Rem: Just saying...
Author: REM!

4. Galaxy_6
"Near tackle Matt."

Matt: wait, what?
*gets hit by a dangerous Near*
"Listen here I didn't have a problem with this because I still remember the time that you ripped my stuffed dog's head off.

Ihopeyousufferyoufilthypeadent."

Matt:-inside screaming-.

5. @jennpast

"Mello: no chocolate for a week. Near no toys for a week.Matt no videogames for 2 weeks."

Matt: WHY IS MINE LONGER?!
Near: suffer fool, suffer...
Matt: what?!
Near: nothing...
Mello:......
.......
.......
.......
.....
.....

WAKE ME UP INSIDE.

L: That's right you get to suffer with me...

6. @Triggered_
"L hug Light for three hours straight and Mello kiss Near."

Mello:Ok listen here-
L: Light come here.
Light: NO
Ryuk: Now this is a show!
*by the magical force of Author-chan, Near and Mello kiss and L is stuck to Light for 3 hours.
Mello:......I swear to God everyone needs Jesus.
Light: listen here you blonde eating queen, do you have any idea what half of the fandome is about? ME. AND. L! Then you and Matt. And bla bla bla listen to me and my ranting bla bla bla!

Well I should start running now.

Everyone: AUTHOR!
Author: bye! *rides off into the sunset on a beastly ferret.*

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