Tony: Well I'm bored. Halloween is done, Thanksgiving and Christmas are coming up.
Nat: Let's not forget Black Friday and New Years Eve!
Clint: Black Friday is NOT a holiday!
Wanda: Of course it is! Girls and boys.
Tony: Shopping? Boys? HA! You're funny, Wanda.
Steve: Let's focus on Thanksgiving at the moment.
Sam: Screw Thanksgiving, here comes CHRISTMAS! Presents! Christmas tree! Santa! Halloween is over, but the month of Joy- I'm talking Christmas- is here! Lots of snow! Sledding! Reindeer! More gifts! Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle all the way!
Rhodes: NOOOOO! IT IS NOVEMBER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! NOTHING CHRISTMASY UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING!
Nat: I have to agree with James.
Tony: Me too.
Sam: Joy to the world!
Rhodes: LALALA! I CANT HEAR YOU!
Sam: I saw momma kissing SANTA CLAUS! Underneath the mistletoe last night!
Nat: oh boy...
Rhode: NO! HOW DARE YOU DEFY THE POWER OF THANKSGIVING?!
Steve: Is this worth arguing about?
Sam: Yes! Christmas should be acknowledged for more than just half a month.
Rhodes: Does that mean we completely ignore Thanksgiving?!
Sam: I didn't say that, just let's start the fun! Christmas is fun, Thanksgiving... isn't.
Nat: Hey, I personally think Thanksgiving is an important and fun holiday.
Sam: Who even made it a holiday? BORING!
Wanda: Thanksgiving is a time to get together with your family or friends and celebrate. Sam, are you grateful to have a family?
Sam: Yeah, I guess.
Wanda: Are you grateful to be an Avenger?
Sam: Of course!
Wanda: Are you grateful for all your friends.
Sam: Most of them...
Wanda: My point exactly.
Nat: Wanda's right.
Tony: Must be embarrassing to be you right now, Sam.
Sam: Whatever. I guess Thanksgiving is important. I vow to never skip the holiday ever again.
Rhodes: Wait... you used to skip it?!
Sam: THERE IS NO EVIDENCE!!
Pepper: What was that crashing sound?
Nat: Sorry to tell you, but Sam sprinted into the elevator and on his way he knocked over your glass turkey.
Pepper: NO! That was a gift from my mother! Is there a way to fix it?
Wanda: No possible way whatsoever, sorry.
Nat: nope, not the slightest chance of fixing it.
Clint: Is it in a million pieces?
Wanda: How about a billion...
Nat: Well that's if your counting the glass on the floor, add about 100 more shards in Tony's palms.
Steve: What?
Wanda: Well, when it dropped, Tony dived to catch it. But sadly, it shattered and left him bleeding. Badly. Bruce, we need you at the Stark Tower.
Pepper: Oh my Gosh, it's really bad! Bruce, hurry!!! Are you okay, Tony?
Sam: Doesn't look like it.
Bruce: I'm in the elevator now, don't worry.
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Avengers: Age of Texting
FanfictionHere is my version of the Avengers in a chatroom. But they aren't in a chatroom, it's a group text. See what these crazy heroes text! This story takes place after Avengers: Age of Ultron (but later changes to after Civil War). Just a few things are...
