Tony: guys, look at this awesome picture of myself-
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Sam: no one cares!!!
Tony: gosh, I care.
Nat: Shut up, I'm trying to watch a movie!
Steve: what movie?
Nat: Finding Nemo so I can get ready to watch Finding Dory.
Clint: You aren't inviting me? How rude.
Nat: I don't like you, remember?
Clint: oh yeah.
GG: why don't you like him? I head that you two used to be a thing.
Nat: Clint is SOOO annoying!!!
Clint: well that's not very nice!
Tony: Same with Sam. Ha, that's funny. Don't be rude to my glorifying picture!
Thor: are you guys done arguing? I want to go shopping and get gum balls from the weird things at the mall but I have no friend to go with.
Pepper: guys, did you hear that? Maybe you should all go to the mall and become friends again!
GG: That sounds like a geat idea! Let's do it! I'll dive!
Sam: uh... No, I'm busy with... Stuff
Pepper: like what?
Sam: I... Got a new job... At, um, Arby's...
Tony: Riiiiiight!
GG: Tony! You should come too!
Tony: oh, I'd love to, but I have a CEO meeting for the rest of the day.
Pepper: Tony, you don't because I'm the CEO and the meeting is next week.
Tony: fine, I'll go. But only if Steve goes!
GG: Steve...
Steve: I'll go if Clint goes.
Pepper: Clint...
Clint: What? No way! But if Nat decides to go, then maybe...
GG: Nat...
Nat: only if you make Sam go.
Pepper: Sam, it's back to you...
Sam: but what about my job?!
Tony: Sam, we all know you don't have a job at Arby's.
Sam: Fine, I'll go!
GG: does anyone else want to join us?
Rhodes: I can't walk so I don't wanna go.
Tony: he's got a point there.
Pepper: Rhodes can stay.
GG: alight! Let's go! Eveyone meet at the Avenges towe, okay?
Rhodes: bye! Have fun! Tony, bring me back something cool!
Tony: whatever you say, man!
Spider-man: Wait, guys! I'm free, may I come with?!
Rhodes: dude, they gone.
Spider-man: oh man!
Bruce: Peter, you can come help me make a formula to cure cancer!
Spider-man: You know what, I would love to, but my Spidey senses are tingling! I gtg, bye!
Rhodes: dude, clearly he doesn't like you.
Bruce: what does 'gtg' mean?
Rhodes: really? You're worse than Steve! I'm gonna go watch TV, see ya!
Bruce: well, cancers not gonna cure itself!
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Avengers: Age of Texting
FanfictionHere is my version of the Avengers in a chatroom. But they aren't in a chatroom, it's a group text. See what these crazy heroes text! This story takes place after Avengers: Age of Ultron (but later changes to after Civil War). Just a few things are...
