I Am Lacerta - Reposted for the Watty Awards 2011

I Am Lacerta Chapter 66

I really am really sorry about the delay, I’m such a bad author :’( I wrote out the entire thing but my computer kind of wiped it so I got disheartened and completely forgot about it D: I’m awfully sorry, but I am back now so I shall not waste your time and instead ask  if you could possibly:

VOTE – COMMENT – TWEET – LIKE ON FACEBOOK – FAN – RECOMMEND TO WATTPAD FRIENDS – (I’m too late for the watty awards but good luck to Snape’s Daughter :D )

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WOWZA – I feel awful :O it’s been ages and all these epic people have gone without recognition for an age :/

Also at the end of the last chappy (incase you  don’t remember) I asked all to comment they’re fav spell and why for the chance to get a dedication and I went with… MAUSTER purely because of the sheer numbers and because of the epicosity that is jiggery porker squiggly wiggly ; ) congratuwelldone to you :D xx also in second place is the epic one known as JaBu, your prize is a lifetime’s supply of air – use it wisely ;) xxxx

I am going to try use all of the spells offered in the comments (note the try, mauster you cheeky minx made it rather difficult for me :P)

On with the chappy J

I Am Lacerta Chapter 66

The plan, though mighty and extremely well thought-out, didn’t count in one important factor – Aoife was the most impatient person in the world.

                I spent what felt like a million years, but I’m pretty sure was only an hour of this:

                “Oh my Lord, don’t you think this is taking a long time.. this is a long time right, it’s not just me… this is getting ridiculous.. oh my gosh, maybe she didn’t get the message, or maybe she did and she told someone and some massive squad is going to come now and completely take us the hell out… oh Lord, Lacerta what are we going to do? Tonks and her army are about to mow us down with their auror-ey awesomeness! Oh Gosh…. But maybe… she didn’t work it out yet, I guess that’s more likely. But.. maybe she did and she was on her way and she got hurt – oh my gosh if she got hurt because of us what are we going to do! Or maybe she had to quickly leave and left it on her desk and someone else found it!! Oh wait, it just looks like a normal paper.. I really am a genius for creating that.. but what if she  only did read it once and we’re sitting here for no reason and we’r-“

                You get the idea – Aoife really doesn’t know how to shut her mouth sometimes, especially when she’s nervous. After the most horrendous hour of my life, my patience wore so thin that I snapped, and with a fire in my eyes I furiously screeched:

                “Silencio!”

                Aoife moved her mouth as if she were still talking for a couple of words then, realising something was wrong, turned on me and gave me a childish glare, arms crossed and everything. She looked so adorably childlike, I couldn’t help but laugh.