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Chapter 5: Dillweed Goes Boom Boom
"You suck," Josh laughs opening his mouth as wide as he can.
"It's not my fault you can't catch," I throw another Hershey kiss in his mouth making it in perfectly.
"Who sucks now?" I stick my tongue out at him.
Immature, I know, but honestly, who cares?
"You can any day, " he winks at me and I scrunch my nose disgusted.
Ew, stupid devil boy.
"Dumb dillweed," I roll my eyes and walk towards the fridge to see what I can eat for breakfast.
"Dillweed?" Josh laughs.
"We need to buy groceries," I frown as I see nothing good.
"Make us some eggs," Alex walks into the kitchen wearing nothing, but black sweats.
These guys are going to kill me from a heart attack.
"Don't yolk with me," I laugh while serving myself a coffee.
"That was so bad," Josh chuckles.
"It was cracking," I continue laughing as I put two pieces of bread in the toaster.
"Seriously stop," Alex pretends to be annoyed. "You're making my ears bleed."
"Oh, don't be such a chicken," I chuckle.
"What up with the terrible puns?" Vinny walks into the kitchen completely shirtless.
Hey, guess what?
I'm having freaking palpitations.
"Oh come on, you're poaching my best yolks," I grin.
"Elliana," Vinny says.
"What?"
"Shut up."
"You guys are such rotten eggs," I laugh as my toast comes out.
I don't care if they don't think it's funny, I do.
"Food," Alex reaches for my toast and I smack his hand.
"My food," I growl biting my toast and sipping my coffee.
"But I'm starving," Alex frowns looking at my bread.
"That sounds like a personal problem to me," I drink my coffee.
"Where's that peeps kid?" Vinny asks intentionally mocking Pipper.
"It's Pipper you ass," I spit out, but he's right.
Where is Pipper?
He should be here by now.
"I'm sorry I didn't mean to insult your boyfriend," Vinny rolls his eyes.
I simply glare at him before pulling my phone out and calling Pipper.
Ring. Ring. Ring.
"Hello this is Pipper, I'm probably just avoiding your call so don't bother with a message."
That's weird.
I'll walk to support group, I guess.
"I have to go," I chug my coffee.
"Where are you going?" Vincent asks. "School doesn't start until another hour and a half."
"Don't trip potato chip," I grab my bag and cell phone.
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