1001 Ways To Annoy People

(39) Ways To Annoy Daryl From The Walking Dead

1. Sniff his crossbow.

2. Talk about Merle.

3. Lick Daryl.

4. Smell Daryl.

5. Eat Daryl.

6. Talk about Merle's death and his sliced hand.

7. Befriend a zombie.

8. Crash his motorcycle.

9. Pee on him.

10. Have a heart to heart conversation with him.

11. Fan girl about his hotness.

12. Steal his pants.

13. Ask about his nerdy past.

14. Put blue hair dye in his shampoo.

15. Eat his food.

16. Poke his eye.

17. Use his sweat to make a Daryl cologne.

18. Ask if he's married.

19. Declare your love for him.

20. Watch him while he sleeps.

21. Dress up as a 'walker' (AKA zombie) and sneak up on him.

22. Have a tea party in his tent.

23. Demand he marries you and if he says no, jump on his back and start singing Wrecking Ball.

24. While he's sleeping attempt to shave his face hair.

25. Make him a friendship bracelet and tell he must pay for its free-ness.

26. Ask him if he'd marry someone under the age of fifteen.

27. Make a crossbow out of sticks and replace it with his real and fancy one.

28. Shoot a pencil at him and blame it on the 'walkers'.

29. Eat a fancy feast while everyone eats cold beans and stale bread.

30. Convince the group to let you go on a zombie hunt and when one comes up within fifteen feet coward in fear and jump up into his arms. (I like that one ;L )

31. Poke his face until he lets you hug him.

32. Discus the 'old world' with him and ask him about his personal life... smirk.

33. If a zombie comes up to him within seven million feet to insane and kill anyone who comes near you and your most beautiful Daryl.

34. Steal his mirror and say your replacing it.

35. Lick his feet.

36. Pet his head and make him hot cocoa if he gets a scratch.

37. Give him a Manny and a Petty to make him more amazing.

38. Have a fan girl moment over which one is better.... (Loki, from the Avengers Bruce Banner, also from Avengers or my Daryl Dixon... Yes I have a man crush obsession don't judge me.) I think we all know who I'm picking.

39. Have a heart attack while reading this because this amazingness was over whelming.