"Our kids will be best friends. They'll only be like a year apart"
"If it's a girl, they'll be best friends and share clothes" Sydney said.
"If it's a boy, my daughter will not be dating him" Ashton told us.
"Why not? He'll be a charmer just like his father" Luke said.
"Charmer my ass"
"That's how I got you, wasn't it?"
"No, you annoyed me until I gave in"
"Same thing"
"It's really not"
"Anyway, our child will be amazing"
"This isn't a competition" Sydney said.
"She's right"
"She's always right" Ashton said
"So's she" Luke said, looking at me.
"We're not a competition either"
"I'd win" Sydney joked.
"So, what's it like being parents?" Luke asked.
"Hard work but it's worth it"
"You'll love it. Don't be scared. It's a lot to get used to but you'll get there"
"You'll feel shit at the beginning and Maddie will yell at you all the time"
"Sorry in advance" I turned to Luke.
"You already yell at me though"
"Suck it up"
"So aggressive. What do I see in you?"
"Obviously a lot since I'm the mother of your child"
"Touché" He said, taking a sip from the beer.
"I wish I could drink"
"I got really drunk at the beginning of my pregnancy"
"But you didn't know you were even pregnant then"
"Still"
"I'm being good. No drinking. No stress smoking. No sex"
"Sex is OK isn't it?" Ash asked.
"I'm just pissing Luke off"
"Majorly pissing me off" He grumbled.
"Wait, since when did you smoke?"
"Like I said, stress smoking"
"Don't worry, she lied to me about it at first"
"But I'm her best friend. You were just a fuck toy at the start" Sydney exclaimed.
"And now I'm the father of her child"
"OK, I think this double date is over" Ashton said and we all stood up from the table. As Sydney grabbed her bag I saw something shine on her left hand so I looked closer.
"Is that an engagement ring?" I asked as Luke passed me my bag. She sheepishly nodded and Ashton smiled, wrapping an arm around her waist.
"Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't notice it quicker"
"Congrats"
"Speaking of us getting married, how do you feel about being my maid of honour?"
"Me?"
"Who else?"
"Kayla?"
"She's a bridesmaid, we barely ever see her"
"I'd love to be your maid of honour. I haven't really got much time at the moment to help though"
"I know, I've been pregnant. I just want you by my side when I'm doubting marrying a fuck boy"
"Excuse me?" Ashton said.
"Nothing, sweetie" Sydney replied making Ashton roll his eyes.
"Luke, you're my best man"
"Do I even get a choice?"
"Not really"
"Fine"
"Luke, be happy" I told him.
"Fine" He said again, this time with a smile. "This is really taking away from my frat/bad boy reputation though"
"So's the loving boyfriend and father titles" I patted his shoulder before following Ashton and Sydney out of the bar.
